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Woke mind virus Noah hooser

The woke mind virus has infected us all.I need help.Noah hooser is touching me.
Noah is infected with the Woke mind virus Noah hooser. He won’t stop touching me.
by Cumlover42069 February 19, 2024
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Woke

Financial institutions just want our money!”
Don’t listen to him. He’s woke.”
by Friez_ January 29, 2024
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Woke

A person or a thing that’s pushing an agenda to normalize things that are not normal. The LGBTQIA+ community (no cisgender heterosexuals allowed, allies only), the false idea that there are more than two genders refusing to believe XX and XY chromosomes exist (non-binary), adding unnecessary pronouns to games, inserting or replacing a person of color into any form of media where they don’t belong or were originally white (black samurai in Assassin’s Creed Shadows, live-action The Little Mermaid), powerful women that are superior to men in every way. (A strong female character isn’t necessarily a bad thing if implemented correctly like Stellar Blade or Tomb Raider but making them untouchable and only another woman can defeat them is what makes it a problem, like the live-action Mulan). Making female characters less attractive to relate to “real women” and censoring or changing original content when making a new game or remastering a beloved classic (woman in Silent Hill 2 remake, Final Fantasy 8 or the ending in live-action Aladdin)

Woke gamers make up about 1 in 5 gamers, yet most AAA game developers are pandering towards them by inserting these ideas into their games which almost always ruins them. Dragon Age Veilguard being a prime example.
Go woke, go broke.” “This video game is woke.” “This movie is woke.” “This person is woke.”
by JustSomeConcernedGuy December 9, 2024
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Woke

Any progressive movement that is a caricature of its intended goal/message. Especially if it is overly aggressive, overly stupid, or overly self harmful.
Activist: Yo that sombrero is cultural appropriation, don’t you know that is a microaggression against mexican people? I am offended on their behalf! Take it off!

Normal Person: Shut up, I am not woke.
by Tylers1991 July 28, 2023
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Woke

Woke
by Sjsmall July 17, 2022
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Shook woke

When something happens that's a shock and causes you stress or to become angry
Man, that cop came up behind me with his lights on. He flew by but it got me shook woke
by ditch_doc June 1, 2018
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Woke Salad

When you ask a question that is clearly a "Yes" or "No" question, and the reply involves dancing around the issue with nonsensical overly complicated verbiage, making a clear effort to avoid giving a clear "yes" or "no" answer, and also subtly gaslighting the questioner.
YOU: "Was Stalin Evil for killing hundreds of thousands of people?"

CHAT GPT: "EVIL is such a strong world, and it must be understood that the complex and nuance concepts of what a person is helps define what we mean by when we say Stalin and 'killing people.' It must be considered that we cannot make judgements without exploring the issue with long inclusive langauge or conceptial intersectionality based on the issue at hand. It can in fact be hurtful to make such judgements or to utter statements of this because it can infringe on the rights of numerous individual identities who identify as Stalin-colored minorities. We must ... *insert random collection of words that sound intellectual but have no real meaning or value.*

YOU: "That's a Woke Salad right there, buddy."
by mrsnugs February 27, 2024
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