Big mother fuckers named Jared and Joshua who are big niggas wit tight coochies
“Aye man, remember those two guys we met in that alley that we fucked?”
You mean the Big Niggas Wit Tight Coochies?”
by TightPussyMan96024 January 9, 2021
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Jehovah Witness

A type of people refuse blood transfusions and die.
I will never get a blood transfusion ITS AGAINST MY RELIGION
A jehovah witness is a person that goes door to door to spread others to their cult.
by EdelieMoloney69420 June 23, 2022
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Next level of being a peeping tom. Requires extra small condoms for each toe.
I was rollin' in da' club da other day and I tried crimpin' on fams wit' my toes out, but got caught so now I'm doing 25 to life.
by Jizzy-G September 15, 2016
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When you're about to be solo'ing an army and need strength
You: "Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation"

Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*
by Fluph February 23, 2025
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Bang bang wit da hammer

When you aim a gun sideways any yell bang bang wit da hammer doe es not working a job
by Real deal20 September 11, 2019
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what good wit it

A common introductory phrase treated like a colloquial expression for southern gentleman. The sentence is used within a casual, friendly conversation as the starter to checking in on someone, as well as genuine inquiry. The exact meaning often depends on the context, tone, and the regional or cultural slang where it's being used.
"Yo, what good wit it? You coming to weasel town?"
"Aye now-what good wit it?"
"I hear Buddy Chum BLAH got some new music. What good wit it?"
by TiddleJohn December 8, 2024
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witted

The state of being reached by spending years being hyper-intellectual, socially anxious, misanthropic, and amateurishly scientifically educated.

People in this state believe they have found a neutral and realistic state if being because they are pop-science fanatics and highly pompous. The often cite "science" as an explanation for any phenomena and happily denounce the existence of God or religion as a personal thrill rather than intellectual discourse.

Their lives are often very cold and antisocial and they seem to get along better with computers than people and only let science to their doorstep,meaning they don't exercise, practice good hygiene, or maintain decent social relations for the betterment of their mental health.

It should be noted that these individuals are not autistic but are occasionally mistaken for those on the spectrum. A witted individual must have originally had regular outlook and habits but regressed into a state of wittedness.

The word is an ironic indicator of idiocy marked by the fact that the individual lacks wit and therefore is clouded by a compulsive desire to express their wit and partake is mainstream societal standards of intelligence.
"Why does Kyle keep posting covid vaccine articles on facebook"
"Ever since he got out of highschool and got isolated with his video games he became a little witted"
by tabegipocu August 30, 2021
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