Phrase commonly used when someone is needlessly angry at an inanimate object, potentially making a situation worse.
"This stupid remote won't work!"
"Jeez, don't pish on the whistle."
(Don't break the remote you'll just make the situation worse.)
"Jeez, don't pish on the whistle."
(Don't break the remote you'll just make the situation worse.)
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Hey bro how was last night with Jessica?
It was amazing bro we did the Texas Cheese Whistle while she was on her period!!
It was amazing bro we did the Texas Cheese Whistle while she was on her period!!
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