Belgian Whistle

Surgically having small spaced out clean holes stabbed through the urethra and then blowing through the penis, which then makes a whistle sound.

Marcus: You've NEVER had true sex until you've done the Belgian Whistle.
James: *texting on his phone* sorry what were you saying

Belgian Whistle by Marcusmastur July 7, 2026

Wimp whistle

A person who bitches about everyone and everything and how wrong things are but never changes a thing. They just keep being a wimp and whistling the same tune over and over to whoever will listen. Hence the term wimp whistle.

She is such a fucking wimp whistle. She’s been complaining about the same to thing over and over, saying ‘I’m going to say this!’ but they are empty words because she won’t actively do anything to change it.

Wimp whistle by Gherkins shnifer July 21, 2026

louisiana shrimp whistle

Noun) The art of taking a nice long healthy steamy log of a turd into a condom, then placing the masterpiece In to a freezer. For best use, wait a good couple of hours until the masher is nice and firm, than use to pleasure your lover.

"Last night I gave Louis the Louisiana Shrimp Whistle after eating a burrito from a Mexican joint. She said it was longer than any dildo she's ever seen!"

louisiana shrimp whistle by HarmonicaJ December 6, 2016

twist the whistle 

Smoking "crack"and/or "meth" ..methamphetamine from a glass pipe. While working as a firefighter/paramedic I asked a patient if he was under the influence of drugs or alcohol? He replied I "twisted the whistle" a few times today. I replied with... "twist the whistle"? He further replied... yeah you know smoke crack! "Twist the whistle, twist-ed, twist-ing".

I got my hands on some blue, do you want to "twist the whistle"?

twist the whistle by firedik December 24, 2016

One eyed whistle 

I know you know what I mean. Its another word for your dick

Jenny - I'm so ready to go camping with you this weekend

Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!

Jenny - ok!

...LATER AT MY PLACE...

Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...

Me - yes?

Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.

Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.

Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!

Me - Its my one eyed whistle!

Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?

Me - you blow on it like a whistle

Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..

Me - trust me its fun.

Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.

Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )

Jenny - OMG its so big!

...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again

The end.

One eyed whistle by Wraptin6strings August 25, 2017

fiddling your whistle 

To mess with someone in a playful way.

Luke: You bathe in your shorts
Heather: Why would you say that????
Luke: I was just fiddling your whistle calm down!

fiddling your whistle by MyNameIsntLuke January 2, 2018

costa rican sloth whistle 

A sexual act performed between two homosexuals, in which one man is lying on his back on the ground and moaning, concurrent to a hairy man performing oral sex on him while laying on his stomach in a hammock, slightly above the other man.

I always wondered why my husband had such a strange sun tan, until I caught him performing a Costa Rican sloth whistle

costa rican sloth whistle by The herpes transporter January 18, 2018