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surgical wedgie

When your sexy thong gets so deep up in the crack, that it crosses the taint line and encroaches on the labs labia.
"Cover me while I dig out this surgical wedgie, it's cutting into my vajayjay."
by ChunkyDunkin July 24, 2014
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motown wedgie

Sticking your fingers up someone's butt through their underwear
We were making out and all of a sudden she gave me a motown wedgie!
by BloJSimpson May 11, 2018
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Coochie Wedgie

When a secure Woman is blessed with a package between her legs that tends to get a little hungry.

The act of a Woman’s under garment keep rising between the lips of her Temple.
We attended a Pool Party and this beautiful womans bathing suit was all in her Puddin giving a serious Coochie Wedgie.
by B.G💪🏾💪🏾 July 15, 2018
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widgey wedgie

A widgey wedgie can only be done to someone with an abnormally large widgey (penis).

It's similar to a normal wedgie except the penis is pulled up the arsecrack instead of the pants.

It is carried out by putting your hand down the back of someone's pants, between their legs and grabbing hold of the penis, then pulling it back and tightly up between the buttocks, causing extreme discomfort.

It can be very dangerous for the testes as they can get squished by the penis.

An extreme widgey wedgie can flip the victim over so they're hanging upside down by their penis.

Despite being used as a form of torture, it is usually bragged about by the victim due to the implications about the size of their penis.
Mike: Your twat of a boyfriend just gave me a widgey wedgie! I tried to give one back but his widgey couldn't reach up that far. You deserve way better than that stupid git.

Molly: Nice try dickhead. I've seen that dick pic you sent to Beth and we couldn't stop laughing about how small it was. Besides, Pete gives himself widgey wedgies, he likes them. I'm gonna tell him what you said. Don't you ever try to steal me again you ugly cunt. I'm not unfaithful and my type doesn't lie to steal someone's girlfriend. Oh, and has more than 4 pubes and doesn't piss out of one of them! Now please never speak to me again you fucking fat pervert! You will die a virgin, tossing off your own pathetic 2.4 inches all alone until the day you die from cardiac arrest from one too many donuts you diabetic pig fucker!

Mike: Bitch!
by MYOB you nosy bastards August 30, 2019
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Buggie Wuggie

To have sex with someone you love.
Lets do Buggie Wuggie tonight after the party.
by manarsh January 7, 2021
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Buggie Wuggie

To have sex with someone you really love.
Lets have buggie wuggie tonight after the part.
by manarsh January 7, 2021
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Mouth wedgie

When a Covid mask mutes your voice and makes it hard to breathe.
This Covid makes is giving me a major mouth wedgie! Can’t breathe and nobody understands what I’m saying.
by Colt 40 Feinberg March 2, 2021
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