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Crab walk lock 

Crab walk lock is a sexual position in which a female "traps" the male by a wrapping her legs around their waist during intercourse and locking the position during climax. The secret to this lock is by forming a super human, crab-like grip by the ankles the moment the male ejaculates spreading his seeds, in which "pulling out" becomes ineffective. The success rate for this technique is extremely high. While the female's egg becomes fertilized, and the male becomes an instant father without compromise.
"I'm going to pull out now .... what are you doing? are you doing the crab walk lock?! .. stop.!!!" *GAAAAAAA**
Crab walk lock by I am Muffins April 25, 2019

grudge walk 

While one has cum on their chest/stomach they walk in a way where the cum does not drip off of them on the way to the bathroom or to find a towel.
I came on my stomach and had to grudge walk to the bathroom to clean up.
grudge walk by Blake Bigler March 13, 2020

putin walk 

A low resolution and horizontally stretched video of Russia's president, Vladimir Putin, walking. This footage is accompanied by a clip from Piano Fantasia's song - Song for Denise.
Guy 1: I have an epic penis 😎 and boner

Guy 2: putin walk
putin walk by 69 batman July 1, 2020

Keg walk 

A seemingly easy opponent and game that should have been won by the favorite team, but was a trap game and therefore won by the underdog. A “cake walk” (easy win for the favorite) gone wrong.
Dwight (big steelers fan): “this game against the Bengals is a keg walk!”

Friend: “what is a ‘keg walk?’”

Dwight: it’s a “cake walk.” Steelers will crush them.

— Steelers lose to the lowly Bengals —

Friend: “that will forever be known as a ‘keg walk’”
Keg walk by DaveA1981 December 21, 2020

Voodoo Walk

Being off a mix of script drugs (such as percs, lean, and xanax) and stumbling but remaining upright. Similar to a “Mud Walk
Shakewell: Damn bro... that shit gave me the voodoo walk
Germ: fax nigga them percies bussin

Liberty Walk 

Infamous Japanese car tuner / mod shop known for taking European luxury supercars and turning them into badass JDM-styled beasts. Often criticized for taking cars that have had hours of painstaking craftsmanship and sawing chunks of it off. On the other hand, people love them for taking cars that have had hours of painstaking craftsmanship and sawing chunks of it off. (and adding cool body kits, sooo)
Lamborghini worker: What would you like to do with your new car?

Lamborghini Owner: Take it to Liberty Walk and have them saw off the majority of the car.

lamborghini Worker: Are you fucking kidding me
Liberty Walk by GamingWithMrIOD March 11, 2022