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black pill vegan

(1) one who voluntarily abstains from ingesting animal products out of a love for animals and a hatred of humanity;

(2) the philosophical love child of Peter Singer and Thanos.
"At lunch, Christine was eating tempeh and arguing that the equality of all species ethically justifies placing wolves in kindergartens to control human populations."

"Makes sense to me. The children were going to eventually die anyways and now the wolves don't go hungry. Black pill vegans are always pragmatic"
by sharkmenu July 30, 2019
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Birth Vegan

Somone who has never eaten meat. A vegetarian from birth
I became a vegan I was thirty when but my kids will be birth vegans.
by Spinroyd October 23, 2013
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anti-vegan

An internet and college campus phenomenon; Groups which chat incessantly about vegan, vegetarian and animal rights hypocrisy in any chatroom or message board.

A person who either thrives desperately on negative attention from a highly sensitive, reactionary group of people or feels subconscious turmoil which manifests into a nasty, pig-headed, oftentimes poorly concealed apologetic display. Usually conspiracy-loving or proudly sardonic. Will site flaws in "PETAlogic" even when so many other animal rights and welfare organizations exist.

Examples of inner turmoil surface when the anti-vegan inflates heroism in responsible pet ownership or saving the life of some random creature. Much like the most extreme animal rights activists, will make a great scene over nothing.
"I just saved a kitten from drowning. And I LOVE meat. Take that, vegans!"

"Animal rights groups lie to us. Livestock are treated well on factory farms." "If abuse does take place, it is isolated." Proclamation despite copious film, photographic, and insider evidence to the contrary.
by middle man February 26, 2004
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Non-vegan

A normal person who enjoys a diet that includes meat, fish and dairy ) or any combination of the three) along with other vegetables, fruits and grains.
Oh, you’re a vegan? I’m a non-vegan, you weirdo.
by Big Ed January 21, 2020
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accidental vegan

When your best friend is a vegan and you spend so much time together that you share most of your meals and you realize that it's been months since you've consumed anything with meat, dairy, or eggs, and you've basically been eating a vegan diet for months without knowing.
Friend 1: "When was the last time you ate something non-vegan?"
Friend 2: "Um... OH MY GOD YOU MADE ME AN ACCIDENTAL VEGAN!"
by caffeinatedvegan November 15, 2014
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Social vegan

A vegan who secretly eats meat but is a vegan for the social status and for the ability to shame meat eaters
by LLL420 January 8, 2019
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THAT VEGAN TEACHER

A stupid bitch that's trying to turn everyone vegan.
by erwythgdf February 2, 2021
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