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Uber Eats League

A tinpot league which a certain midget is having a lot of trouble scoring league goals in.
Fraudiel Pessi can't even score in the Uber Eats League
by Kaneisabottler February 6, 2022
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Uber cute couple

an extremely, almost sickly cute couple that everyone looks at and says 'awww, aren't they sweet!' and then almost vomits. imagine a powerpuff girl with a care bear sorta couple.
awww you and danny are an Uber cute couple!
*gag*
by Miss.Fortune May 4, 2009
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Uber ride of shame

After a girl hooks up with a guy and wakes up at his place the next morning, rather than walking home wearing the same clothes she had on the prior evening (the classic "walk of shame"), she can now order an Uber or another ride share app on her phone and is driven back to her dorm building.
Sunday morning at the dorm building:
Annie: Did you see your roommate Julie get out of the backseat of a Toyota Corolla sedan this morning? What was that all about?
Jessica: Yeah, Julie was hooking up with Brad last night - they were really going at it and went up to his room. She didn't come home last night . So this morning she made the Uber ride of shame.
by Emanuel Goldstein April 4, 2021
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Uber Von Cool

Your above cool.
Pete: Sally is realy awesome
Kate: I know right, She's Uber von cool.
by Hiccups August 12, 2008
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Uber me to poland

When you need uber to uber me to poland
by Kill me.com July 31, 2020
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Uber Hot Babe

An Uber or "super" Hot Chick. Of course, the literal meaning of the term "Uber" translates from German to "above" however that really doesn't matter.

Remember this word is like the word to use! See the following examples
"Hey man, can you get me a invite to some uber hot babes party and hook me up with some uber hot babe."
by supermajic September 7, 2005
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uber eats special

The shear panic that arises while tracking your uber eats driver and realizing they have stopped in an alleyway on their way to you to make a deposit in your cold cheesy alfredo pasta dish.
God damn it dude, this guy has been sitting in this alleyway for 30 minutes after picking up my chipotle bowl. Looks like I'm getting extra sour cream tonight in my uber eats special.
by 12345SmithJohn November 1, 2019
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