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Twilight

There are other definitions available, but I just wanted to address some criticisms of the Twilight Saga.
It's a cliche vampire novel: No, not really. The author, Stephenie Meyer, never saw any vampire movies/read any vampire books. She admitted that she didn't really know the mythology, and so she made her vampires different because she focused on them as real people; hence, no fangs, garlic, wooden stakes, problems w/sunlight, etc.
It's poor literature: Really up to the individual reader in my opinion. Is it the most beautiful, perfect, polished writing? No. However, it is very descriptive and engaging, and the action parts are dramatic and exciting. Also, as even twi-haters have admitted, the books are addicting. That counts for something-the books are compelling to say the least.
Twilight fans are all idiot fangirls: Well, if you make sweeping generalizations about a group of people, then you are setting yourself up for comeuppance. That is just ignorant. If I said football fans are all thuggish muscle-bound jocks, is that the truth? Of course not. Don't judge the fans by a few that you've met, and don't judge the books just because everyone's talking about them.
Bella's and Edward's love is unrealistic/shallow/etc. : In Twilight, their love is portrayed as the out-of-this-world, destiny/fate, Romeo+Juliet kind. Not a lot of explanation, just an accepted fact. It's not realistic, but then it's not supposed to be. The story is about the complications that arise from their love. The love is not based entirely on looks/lust, but chemistry. It is idealized, perfect love. Just accept it.
The characters are stupid/dull/unrealistic: Again, matter of opinion. They are what they are. Personally, I don't like Bella, but I love Edward. Anyone who considers him shallow or pathetic should read the excerpt from Midnight Sun.

I just wanted to make this definition because I was distressed at the amount of prejudiced and negative comments about one of my favorite book series. Hopefully we can discuss it a little more civilly if everyone can just calm down and let people express their opinions.
None needed. If you want to criticize the Twilight books, read them first with an open mind.
by RedShazam April 3, 2009
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twilight

An informal way to refer to a tootache (derives from the Socratic tradition see. article 23.2)
A: Was'up man?
B: Twilight, dog.
C: Yo, dont' call me that brother.
D: Calm down foo. I've got an ache, and lost nine of mi teet today.
E: Haha, yo!
by yomo123 March 26, 2009
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Vanilla Twilight

The substance that comes out of a male reproductive organ. Usually shot on and around a girls face.
Dude that girl was drenched in vanilla twilight last night after getting with that guy
by WhiskerBiscuit3691 August 30, 2009
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Vanilla Twilight

When someone is sleeping, a male ejaculates on the eyes of the sleeping person. So when they wake up their eyes are sticky and white.
Girl 1: "I couldn't see anything when I woke up this morning next to Bob."

Girl 2: "Oh no! Bob must have given' you a Vanilla Twilight!"
by Moose Raper.. August 25, 2010
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Twilightitis

The strange condition where girlfriend will leave their perfectly acceptable male counterparts claiming that they'll never be as good as Edward Cullen
Brad: What happened to Joe's Girlfriend dude?
Barry: Oh Cindy, yeah, she got Twilightitis and dumped him.
Brad: Bummer, she was such a babe!
by TheBlackList January 11, 2010
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Twilight

Basically the whole saga Is about a chick choosing between necrophilia or beastuality.
Mom: So Bella what are your plans for today?

Bella: I'm going to fuck a corpse then later get boned by a mutt doggie style and deep throat its 13 inch dog cock.

Mom: Ohh umm thats nice..........

Bella: I will be back after Twilight ;DD
by BetaWav1996 March 15, 2011
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Twilighting

When you wake up in the middle of the night with a raging, throbbing cock and pop one off real quick. No cleanup required, just relax and and go back to sleep!
“Dude, I gotta quit twilighting... my girlfriend thinks I’m cheating on her!”
by Mr. Marvelous October 20, 2018
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