Magic Toaster

A magic toaster is a genie toaster but when the plug of it is rubbed firmly, quickly, roughly, but gentle all at the same time it will grant you warm white/yellow creamy buttery smooth semi sticky butter to butter your toast with. And when that hot butter is shot onto your toast you get 3 wishes. (No asking for infinite wishes you gay bitch) “*toast is not included*”

David: “Yo I found this magic toaster and I rubbed the plug so hard that warm buttery white butter splatted onto my toast.”
Caleb: “Bro the same thing happened last night but I didn’t see the toaster.”

by Clitty January 27, 2020

Poop tooter

A lower brow and somewhat comical name for the human anus.

Dude, that is the last time I go to Taco Bell! You should have seen what came out of my poop tooter last night!

by DJ Optimus P March 30, 2020

Jon Tester

Putting the thumb in the pussy and pinky in the anus. Refers to Senator Jon Tester who lost 3 fingers in a meat grinder.

I Jon Tester'd your mom last night.

by Trump on a ventilator October 5, 2020

Towel Tosser

Noun: This is what you call a baseball player when he can't throw harder than a newborn baby.

Yea, I saw Jared pitch last weekend. That dude is a Towel Tosser.

by Dedwards December 2, 2020

Beta Tester

A beta tester is basically a pedophile who is seeking to test products (children) before their released to the market.

Did you here about lester he got caught with little timmy what a fucking beta tester.

by BiDracula February 11, 2021

dick taster

A person who tastes many dicks!

Hey Matt stop being suck a dick taster and show up on time.

by Chimo rob June 23, 2021

Broken toaster

A word to call your boyfriend to make him weirded out.

“Thank you my broken toaster.”

“You’re welcome purified fridge water.”

by li horan <3 November 14, 2021