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Sack of Dicks

A total and complete dick. Such a dick that one does them no justice. Therefore, the mega dickhead is now a "Sack of Dicks"
Mike is a total Sack of Dicks
by Mikeslover January 27, 2009
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sack chasers

A female that wants to bed a male to get his money. Ultimate jackpot for a sack chaser is a guy that has money and she gets pregnant. Cha-Ching$$
I may be fine, but I ain't no sack chaser. I can take care of mines.
by Babee September 21, 2004
mugGet the sack chasersmug.

butt sack

to pull back the scrotum with a pliers until it is directly over the anus, then punching it into the anus (you might want to wear gloves); approximately equivalent to 1000 punches in the shoulder.
If Star Wars Battlefront 3 doesn't come out for PS2, I'm gonna butt sack someone.
by da baron November 5, 2009
mugGet the butt sackmug.

Sack Jester

A bitch who likes to toy with the ballsack too much while giving a blowjob.
1. "How was your date with Suzie last night?"
"Bro that bitch is such a sack jester"
"Toyed with the balls too much?"
"Word yo"

2. "She nibbled my nuts for 20 minutes. sa-sa-sack Jester"
by RoflcopterSoi June 11, 2006
mugGet the Sack Jestermug.

sack of crap

Me: Sean, you're a big Irish sack of crap
Sean: Fuck you, Daniel.
by DumbWoob May 14, 2004
mugGet the sack of crapmug.

sorcerers sack

also known as the philosopher's sack
n. a magical pouch, made of a dried scrotum of a powerful magician/sorcerer. sorcerers sacks are extremely rare, as nobody wants to sacrifice their ballsack. the sack has many valuable qualities/properties:
1. able to expand indefinitely without increase in size (unlimited sotrage)
2. while wearing the sorcerers sack the user's waste products are instantly transfered to the sack
3. the sorcerers sack must be worn around the neck
The sorcerers sack must be emptied once a month lest it get too heavy
"i put on my sorcerers sack and i easily made the 10 hour drive from new york"

"i forgot to empty my sorcerers sack and now my neck is sore"
by porkch0p October 23, 2005
mugGet the sorcerers sackmug.

pimp sack

Term used for a badass. Even more pimp than that of a regular pimp.
"Man Keith, you are such a pimp sack"
by Scott Jimmy February 4, 2007
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