Noel Salad Loaf

A Noel Salad Loaf is an act of eating someone's ass (Tossing a salad), while they shit (Shitting a loaf). The Noel part of the name is describing it as, the first person to do it. So a Noel Salad Loaf is eating someone's ass while they shit, and the person has never done that before.

Friend- Damn, my girl was so wild last night, she let me Noel Salad Loaf her.

by Midnightwo1f April 20, 2025

BED LOAF

When you stay in bed after a long day and night of partying to hard. As u fight a hangover and hugging a bottle of aspirin.

Last night was so crazy I'm going to be a bed loaf all day.

by raff the real February 24, 2019

loaf

Loaf by LOAF ♥️ Aidan Gallagher's song but ✨with flavour✨

*no hate to him he's an amazing actor so creds to him*

"omg is he singing in cursive?"
"that's our aidan🥰✨"
"🥰lOAf 🥖LOAF 🧚🏻 🍞LoAf✨🍞lOAF bY 🔇LOAFF 🔊🐸"

by yuhbadbleep10 September 10, 2020

lemon loaf

A tyler that is mostly composed of lemons and bready-cake like goodness. Goes well with english tea.

Also served at Starbucks

A:"Awh man, I love a good lemon loaf."
B:"Yeah Tyler is pretty awesome."

by zaBaker December 27, 2011

Loafing

Extreme Glaze

Bro Jaquavion is loafing danice tooo much

by UK slang REAL September 21, 2023

Loaf and a Half

A loaf and a half means 150 dollars, half a loaf is 50 and a loaf is 100 dollars.

Buyer: "Aye man you have any weed for sale?"
Dealer: "I have half an ounce, but it will cost you a loaf and a half."
Buyer: "Alright that sounds good."

by Highest Flyer April 19, 2015

loaf munch

Something you call someone when you're mad.

"Zac stop being such a loaf munch."

by abby412 April 16, 2014