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Fast Mattress

If you want some fast mattress you gotta use Tinder.
by jSalty January 12, 2019
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fast

when you get mad you end up typing fast in your keyboard for eggzompool I am super angry i am tyoinf so fast i am mispelling some words
by pnmnmorshshttkork March 18, 2025
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Fast walk finger snap

Walking like a speed walker while you are snapping fingers with both hands, a nice alternating sequence. You are on your way to the next pub looking for sluts, flirting women, trying to get laid.
by Tom Cruisin Bra February 23, 2023
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Fast Food Syndrome

Fast Food Syndrome is thinking you know what you want to order at your favorite joint and all of a sudden Boom!! You don't know what to eat. Taking very long to make a decision to settle for the most lame value sandwich of all.
OH My GOSH!!! I forgot what I wanted to eat, UGH!! I must be having a bad case of Fast Food Syndrome.
by The_Bambino_88 January 9, 2019
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push fast

Guy 1: "how was your night with that guy last night"
Guy 2: "good bro"
Guy 1: "Did you guys push fast?"
Guy 2: "you know we did"
by asfdsfdgdgfhfhgfjghkuytew September 21, 2013
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fast acting food

Any snack or meal that passes through you so fast (think "bad poopy"), that it is almost as if you hadn't even eaten.
Wow, that was some fast acting food ! I didn't even get out of the Chinese restaruant before it left my system.

Dudette, what was up with that chocolate cake at Carissa's last night? It was like, wicked fast acting food! I bet I didn't gain an ounce but I don't think I want any more anytime soon.
by Bad Momma September 15, 2011
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