Masking Ticket

The penalty for anyone that somehow feels that wearing an appropriate face covering during the COVID pandemic is more an infringement on individual freedom of CHOICE, than a DUTY of public responsibility.

Hey, what's the speed limit?
Well, on the interstate, it's 70 miles per hour.
Ok, what side of the road do we drive on in the US?
On the right side, of course.
Why do we wear masks to protect others from acquiring COVID 19?
We don't! That's a violation of individual freedom of expression!
WRONG! You and your dumb ass, COVID positive president have just EARNED a Masking Ticket for genuine STUPIDITY, insensitivity and demonstrating a flagrant disregard for humanity.

by YAWA October 4, 2020

The Tong Tong Tickler

The act of going to a massage parlor and getting a massage from a hot chick. Halfway through the massage you realize the chick is a guy, but you don’t care because his finger is up your butt tickling your prostate and you’ve already paid for it.

Hey, did you hear what happened to Justin last night? He spent his last 50 bucks in Hawaii on a hot massage, but got "The Tong Tong Tickler" instead!

by Rugger69 May 25, 2012

dirty o'ticket

A large Irish man who regularly shits himself.

I just saw Dirty o'ticket coming out of trap 2. Clear the area.

by Dirty O'Ticket October 19, 2015

fuck it ticket

A one way plane ticket to Vegas with no returning ticket home.

Josh: I've had a really shitty week!

Mike: Dude, just get a fuck it ticket and don't worry about it!

Josh: Fuck it

by Vegas bitches November 9, 2015

Tommy the tickler

He is a pedophile that babysits children and gets away with it

Girl - "Tommy that's not my bellybutton"

Tommy- "I understand ;)"

Girl- "you're tommy the tickler!"

Tommy- "I KNOW LEL I PLAY CLASH ROYALE TOO"

by Merv May 28, 2016

Key West Butt Tickler

Any big bushy mustache usually worn by homosexual men to attract other homosexual men.

I can tell by your key west butt tickler you enjoy sucking cock.

by Scuzzin420 June 2, 2018

Let me tickle ur pickle

When someone likes pickles and wants to tickle em

Let me tickle ur pickle

by Hsgsvhshahgahhs April 17, 2019