Thirsty cowboy

Similar to the "falcon" and "dragon" sexual acts but the opposite. It involves one gentleman fingering two vagina's near his face while shaking his head with his tongue out.

Kris: Yo bro, what happened last night when you disappeared with Carmen and Louise?

Jeff: Haha we went upstairs and I did the thirsty cowboy!

Kris: No way? Unbelievable Jeff!

by DJ Fuck January 25, 2014

Thirstball

A person who can't be single for over 3 days

Maya is such a thirstball she always has a boyfriend

by CakeyConceitedForeign December 2, 2014

Thirsty-Drive

Driving while under the influence of alcohol. Another term for drinking and then driving.

"I've had 5 shots, but I need to get my car home, looks like it's time for a Thirsty-Drive!"

by TowerLadda71 December 20, 2014

Thirstanaut

He can be identified by the certain level of desperation the individual portrays to get what he wants from the female target, sex. There are no feats too steep, no boundaries set too high for such desperation. Something as simple as "I'm married with 3 kids" won't stop the Thirstanaut. These are considered mere road blocks for him to conquer on his adventure to quench his thirst. Only stopping at such dead ends like "I have herpes" will the Thirstanaut ever end his dehydrated journey.

"She said no 5 times, blocked my number and ignores me at the gym. I'm gunna see when she gets off work and wait for her outside." -Thirstanaut

"This motherf**king Thirstanaut is on one tonight."

by NotDogBro July 21, 2014

Thirstophobia

1) The fear of being thirsty, so you always make sure you let people know you not pressed
2) A person who is non-social to anyone they are attracted to because they do not want to be deemed thirsty

"He can't just give a compliment without saying 'I'm not pressed..' he must have thirstophobia"

"You are a thirstophobia type nig, can't show love anywhere"

by jace45 February 13, 2015

Thirsty

Having or showing a strong desire for something.

Jake was as thirsty for scandal as anyone else.

by Contradiction May 6, 2015

Thirstaforadadicka

a disease where the only cure is dick.

He has an intense thirst for dick, this means he has Thirstaforadadicka.

by Haiimlegit June 22, 2015