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Smart

Something well suited to its purposes

Someone good at creating/doing things well suited to their purposes.

(Purpose: the reason for which something is done or created or for which something exists.)
This definition of smart is smart because it makes good contextual sense.
by Precursion January 9, 2022
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85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV

85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV
(noun)

Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.

Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.

Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.
He ate 85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV For dinner last night.
by not_espressoYT August 17, 2025
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smart phone dump

Using smart while moving your bowels causing you to spend longer that required squating on the turd catcher
I took a smart phone dump earler , took me two hours to realise i only had to piss
by Joe O'Regan November 24, 2015
mugGet the smart phone dumpmug.

TSP- The smart people

Some retards on a discord server I honestly don’t like.
I hate TSP- The smart people That fucking group is annoying
by The Smart People April 29, 2019
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Stupid fucking dumb un-smart loser

A form of insult name from the people around you after you tick them off so hard they stopped thinking of original insult.
SHUT UP YOU STUPID FUCKING DUMB UN-SMART LOSER”
by The best pizza person November 6, 2022
mugGet the Stupid fucking dumb un-smart losermug.

smart transfer

An Oxy moron. How could it be smart to transfer a customer of yours to a sales person who will likely sign them up for something that they did not want, need, or agree to sign up for.
I am going to smart transfer this old lady so she'll get slammed into signing up for a credit monitoring program for hundreds of dollars more than it's worth.
by me July 11, 2004
mugGet the smart transfermug.

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