iranian screw

When a man had dickcheese and penetrates a woman to get rid of it

Im about to inflict the iranian screw

by BombVestOwner January 28, 2019

Keep on screwing

Something an old crackhead called Cathy will say to you after almost being ran over by some lip in a car near to a care home in central Birmingham (may also happen outside a nursery with a name that kind of rhymes with tittle nipple, but this is rare). The phrase will be spoken when the crackface opens their legs outside an old dirty phone box, and tries to smooth talk you. Usually followed by a loud cackle. This strange sound is the crackholes mating call. If the crackbum says this phrase to you, run away to the nearest off license and buy some fruit gums.

Charlie Help! There is a crackhead walking towards me!

Kaid Hopefully some lip will run her over and save us!

Cathy Keep on screwing!

Both Aaahhh! Kill her!

Cathy You lips! KEEP ON SCREWING!

Both Disembowl her dead corpse!

by WonkyMirandaLikesTheBingo January 29, 2020

Google-Screwed

When a Google search returns false or inaccurate information. Your use of this information is embarrassing or humiliating.

Fred thought he had found some really good dirt on Joe. It turned out that Fred Google-Screwed himself.

by Ace of Kent March 30, 2022

You're Screwed Theme

Any familiar music that plays associated with inevitable death.

Person 1: (Forgets to wind up the music box, so pop goes the weasel plays)
Person 2: the official you're screwed theme.

by Godzilla2019 December 3, 2021

Screw-you Driver

Someone who pulls out in front of you, then proceeds to drive 5 miles under the speed limit

this dumbass pulled out in front of me on my way to work today. I shouted “screw-you driver” at the top of my lungs .

by billy baby 333 January 29, 2021

Screwed

Troy

Troy is screwed

by Gary Mutinus June 24, 2018

screwed And speed

Screwed and speed is a unique vibe of music created by underground icon (JX666) where the music is slowed and speeds up to give you an unforgettable feeling .JX666 was Influenced by the late dj scerw and edm to create this one of a kind sound …

I love that new screwed and speed track to my fav artist songs

by Chris slowed July 2, 2023