potatoes with mouths

From The Jon Stewart Show, a description of particularly stupid people.

Not to be confused with "Rocks with mouths."

Those people are so stupid, they are like potatoes with mouths.

by D9 GM September 2, 2010

Mouth Piece

A lawyer.

My boy is facing 20 years to life…. He better get himself a good mouth piece!!

by Badboykilla April 25, 2022

Magma Mouth

A rarely dangerous, but often bothersome medical phenomenon in which molten rock is violently projected from the mouth. Generally associated with Lava Teeth dental disorder or the gum disease known as Gingivitis.

"Sweetie, my penis feels a bit charred."

"Oops! Must have been the Magma Mouth."

by emmaruby January 13, 2008

mouth shitting

1. Talking a lot, and saying nothing. More accurately, saying nothing of interest or importance. Often spoken by dullards, nobodies, and the insecure.

2. A bizzare digestive reversal, whereupon a person defecates orally. A shitty *turn* of events, excretorally speaking.

1. Somebody needs to tell Michael to stop mouth shitting about clothes I wear more than once.

2. Are you mouth shitting? That must taste terrible!

by Dr jebus PhD May 9, 2009

mouth tug

the explicit act of a girl using her mouth and or tongue to give oral pleasures to man.

Steve: Dude, i'm trying to get my dick wet tonight.

Don: I heard the new chick passes out mouth tugs like its her job.

Wags: Hell ya she does.

by g.u.n.s. December 5, 2009

Ass mouth

The wrinkles that unhappy old ladies have around their mouths. Often caused by smoking. And also being uptight.

If it wasn't for Botox, Ann Coulter would totally have ass mouth.

by anncoulter November 29, 2011

Cake Mouth

Someone whos mouth gives away the fact they love cake just by looking at it. Never trust someone with cake mouth they will stab you in the back for a slice of Victora Sponge .

Roger you have a serious case of cake mouth

by SGW86 December 2, 2014