He said this awesome math joke, it was something thing like, "what did the 3 say when walking into a bar? 'I'm going to be here forever...'"
by high scholar January 4, 2022
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person1: "I need to get 99.95 atar for med what subjects should I do? "
person2: "Do further maths for the perfect 50"
person1: "My parents won't let me do further tho, they think its for dumb people aiyaaaaaa"
person2: "Do further maths for the perfect 50"
person1: "My parents won't let me do further tho, they think its for dumb people aiyaaaaaa"
by a_fabulous_sandwich August 29, 2020
Get the further mathmug. A neophyte's approach to understanding financial problems using calculations that may result in a wide +/- margin of error. Generally Simcoe math is used to broadly prove a point the user is trying to make, allowing a "rough estimate" to masquerade as a definitive answer.
Named after a region in Canada famous for being satisfied with results which may only have a tenuous connection to the truth.
Named after a region in Canada famous for being satisfied with results which may only have a tenuous connection to the truth.
"Guys—I'm just doing a bit of Simcoe math here on the back of this napkin, and it looks like we have just enough cash left for another round of Warthogs!"
by Cowtown Kid January 14, 2021
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Get the dumb mathmug. How mathematics is used in cultural astronomy, such as in figuring out the date of Chinese New Year or the start date of Ramadan (the fasting month for Muslims)—both dates depend on the phase of the moon.
One unexpected draw to heavenly math is that it often draws arts and humanities students to discover the sciences behind astronomy, especially those who have an irrational fear of numbers.
by Fasters March 23, 2022
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On a surprise visit to Winning Math Publishing, the FBI found proof of toilet math taking place upon their arrival to their premises.
by Fasters February 14, 2022
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Guesstimate how much the global tokenized math business could be worth if collectors started to trade their precious assets in the metaverse.
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