Fire Pwned

When something is fire pwned, it means the entire event is already over before it ever even happened. A paradoxical phenomenon that seems to be so appropriately represented in all things on the internet, given the near instantaneous rate at which things become irrelevant or obsolete.

1. It's 2001 and you get Warcraft 7 in the mail. You open the box only to find a piece of paper that reads, "YOU WIN!". Fire Pwned. It's already over.

2. By the time you click a link on the internet, you're already over it.

3. It's so over, I don't even know why I'm still talking about it.

by Doctor Banzai May 14, 2011

ur fired

when someone fails or dose any thing that should have bein better

(an unfunny joke) ur fired!

fails

by calijag November 8, 2010

fire lunch

to smoke weed on your lunch break

yo dude you wanna grab a fire lunch?

by Hippies April 20, 2006

fire-hrea

When diarrhea burns your anal cavity.

"Dude, I total had fire-hrea last night. I now have 2nd degree burns"

by Joel \m/ January 21, 2008

crazy fire

another name for marijuana basicly

dude's been smokin the crazy fire again

by "Bloodbath" McGrath April 4, 2008

life is on fire

When someone is being a whiney little bitch ass for no reason.

My roommate smells like old spice. I can't sleep, I can't think, and I don't even want to be in the room.

Dude, quit acting life your life is on fire!

by #27 April 3, 2009

Panic Fire

Basically,you're playing a shooting game (Halo, Call Of Duty, etc.) and you're not very good (usually playing on XBOX Live or against your friend). Someone comes around the corner or hops in front of you. You pull the trigger and shoot the hell out of them. 80% of the time, you kill someone on your team.

Also known as trigger finger, panic fingers or simply, sucking at XBOX.

Noah: AGH! *pulls XBOX trigger and shoots like crazy.*
Lynsey: God damn it, Noah! That's the fourth time you've killed me. I'm on your team, idiot. Enough with the panic fire!

by Langenbrunner Baby March 6, 2009