Cookie Pants

the pants you wear before consuming mass amounts of cookies to allow for the stomach to expand rappidly. Often brightly colored and extremely ugly.

*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants

Oh my gawd, Dera ate so many cookies she passed out on the kitchen floor again. Good thing she had on her cookie pants.

by Jessi & Berott January 30, 2009

Cookie Quiet

When an individual eats too many marijuana cookies and/or brownies and is so high they cannot speak.

Other symptoms included extreme anxiety, checking ones pulse/heart rate and imagining very unlikely health disorders.

Marvin was so stoned on weed cookies last night he was cookie quiet.

by DeanPhilip January 17, 2011

Tuff cookies

A slang word used by kids in 2018,that sounds childish

Girl I my hair messed up.., oh tuff cookies

by Thekidwhoknowall October 3, 2018

Cock cookie

Cock cookie is a girl that lets guys constantly cum inside her cookie (pussy).

Donny: Jessica has a weird smelling pussy. I'm starting to suspect that she's with random dudes all the time.

Jared: The boys don't call her a Cock Cookie for nothing.

by Box Worm November 25, 2019

sand cookies

The tasty treats found in a cat's litter box.

Man these sand cookies are great!! Thanks a lot Mittens!

by Cosmosssssss December 6, 2011

Cookie Masterson

Cookie Masterson is the host of You Don't Know Jack, Fakin' It, and Fibbage. Cookie is mainly known for YDKJ. The hosts of JackBox only have a voice, and so does Cookie.
Cookie can be seen in party pack 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.

"So, who's your favorite jackbox host?"
"I like Schmitty, because of his responses in Quiplash."
"Cool thinking, but I prefer Cookie Masterson, he has a nice charm, and I love his confusion in Lawn Wax."
"Lawn Wax was a good rememberable episode if I do say so myself."

by I Write Random Explanations April 3, 2021

Urban Cookie

The collective name for illegal pills which you might take in a night club.

I got fucked up on urban cookies.

by ghurt45 September 26, 2009