(Noun). A zombie who seems to have been hiding in your closet and suddenly comes out to eat you.
(Adjective). A person who spends to much time playing videogames in his room.
(Adjective). A person who spends to much time playing videogames in his room.
(Noun). "Dude i was playing Left 4 Dead last night and had to fight tons of Closet Zombies!"
(Adjective). "Dude come hang with us and stop being a Closet Zombie!!"
(Adjective). "Dude come hang with us and stop being a Closet Zombie!!"
by TopHatter June 07, 2009
by SunnyDay March 11, 2014
A person who has given up a real life full of risk, reward and personal growth for the comfort of 500 channels, a super-sized diet and a beige, velour recliner. They sadly believe that comfort, ease and the avoidance of pain are the most important things in life.
Nah, they're not interested in learning anything. They're just a bunch of houseplants and comfort zombies.
by kabukulator September 30, 2010
A "zombie issue" is one that is a dead issue for most people but that some people won't allow to stay dead. They keep rehashing it and refusing to accept the resolution of the issue that most people have seen to be reasonable. They usually do this in an attempt to gain political advantage over their opponents, criticism of whom is the purpose of keeping the issue alive, or simply to draw attention to themselves. They don't realize that most people think their either deranged or just jerks for not letting the issue stay dead.
Joe: "I'm tired of hearing about the Benghazi tragedy and what Susan Rice said about it afterward, man! It's a zombie issue, and I wish those complainers would just let it stay dead."
by xnlover May 16, 2013
A person who walks around for no reason other than to make people join their cause, however pointless and inane it is.
by Gearmond January 04, 2009
A BDCI Zombie/B is any individual who is unconditionally loyal to Drum Corps International and its founders and supporters(qv) and holds an unshakeable belief that the drum and bugle corps activity began at its founding in the early 1970s.
A DCI Zombie may vaguely comprehend some realization that drum and bugle corps and competitions did indeed exist in quantity prior to DCI, but quickly dismisses all pre-1970 corps activity, history and personalities as non-relevant and unimportant.
DCI Zombies are highly protective of their parochiality, and usually any mention of the earlier, pre-DCI massive nationwide Golden Age popularity of drum corps in comparison to the severely-shrunken activity as it currently exists is quickly met with highly-defensive justifications usually based on personal loyalties.
(Also see "The DCI Lie".)
A DCI Zombie may vaguely comprehend some realization that drum and bugle corps and competitions did indeed exist in quantity prior to DCI, but quickly dismisses all pre-1970 corps activity, history and personalities as non-relevant and unimportant.
DCI Zombies are highly protective of their parochiality, and usually any mention of the earlier, pre-DCI massive nationwide Golden Age popularity of drum corps in comparison to the severely-shrunken activity as it currently exists is quickly met with highly-defensive justifications usually based on personal loyalties.
(Also see "The DCI Lie".)
"She tried telling those DCI Zombies that we used to pull 40,000-plus fans every weekend all over the country back in the Golden Age, but they still thought that their 2,000-something was a good crowd."
by GeorgZnaeym August 19, 2006
The zombie check is for when you wake up after a hard nights drinking and aren't sure if you are alive or not,
This simple test involves getting a shotgun and having your left leg blown off. If you didn't mind that much and are alive in 6 hours you pass the test and you have conclusive proof you are a zombie.
The test can be used on siblings and friends if you suspect at all that they may indeed be the walking dead.
Disclaimer:
This test does not make you very popular with the test subject, but hey, at least you know for sure!
This simple test involves getting a shotgun and having your left leg blown off. If you didn't mind that much and are alive in 6 hours you pass the test and you have conclusive proof you are a zombie.
The test can be used on siblings and friends if you suspect at all that they may indeed be the walking dead.
Disclaimer:
This test does not make you very popular with the test subject, but hey, at least you know for sure!
"I thought I was a zombie so performed the test, turns out I was!! So I spend 4 months in rehab and haven't eaten brains since!"
"thanks to the zombie check i havent been attacked by a real zombie for months, now i can be certain!"
"thanks to the zombie check i havent been attacked by a real zombie for months, now i can be certain!"
by hex_ten January 28, 2006