Juan Sebastian

Juan Sebastian is the top Zara Employee who is currently attempting to disrupt the rare fish market in Mongolia. Exercise great caution when using Mongolian Fishing boots near the Hawaiian Island of "poopoo."
Mateo: Yo! Juan Sebastian is gooning!
Person 2: I need to hide my Mongolian uncle!
by Anti-Tech Extremist May 06, 2024
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Juan Sebastian

Juan Sebastian is pure love. One thing for sure, Juan or Sebastian, or J-S…he doesn’t even know the complete extent of how his whole gorgeous being lights up Rachel’s heart and mind to a depth that cannot be calculated in numeric terms. It’s like the Richter scale, exponential.

He’s very handsome and very handy and yes it’s possible to be both at once. He’s an international man of mystery, with a penchant for facts. Yes, he’s clever and interesting and always captivates. He is thoughtful and always listens, even to the words left unsaid.

His vibe is chill, the creatures of the universe specifically cats, dogs and periquitos, admire his effortless magnetism.

Everyone should have the pleasure of loving and being loved by Juan Sebastian. But somehow Rachel became the luckiest of all.
I’ve never seen anything this Juan Sebastian in my whole life. What a gift from heaven.

Everything feels so Jean Sebastian, I couldn’t be happier.

I thought I knew that fact but I was Juan Sebastian‘ed to learn otherwise.

I needed to cudddle so I just Juan Sebastian’d it tonight.

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by PeriquitaPeriquito February 24, 2024
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Sebastian Deyoung

Some dumbass YouTuber who likes to trespass on railroad property and thinks it's funny to tamper with railroad shit. It's all fun in games until he gets run over by that 4285 over there that just hit a cocaine truck.
Yoo that Sebastian Deyoung kid just flipped another switch.
by Dick "Hinn" Mabutt October 09, 2023
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Sebastian Pagan

An asshole! From destroying families to annihilating friendships he will always bring you down. Dont go near him dont talk to him, I would go to such as DONT LOOK at him. If I could change the paths god thy gave me I would have never encountered such a person (if you can even consider him that).
Oh god here comes Sebastian Pagan, HIDE!S
by Diegoberrios July 22, 2023
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sebastian bogdanov

a sebastian bogdanov is truly on of a kind, they are one of the scariest blokes you will ever meet and it wouldnt suprise me if he was to eat a human
sebastian bogdanov is a masso monkey
by dabossmanforever September 20, 2023
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Sebastian abel

good people, patient people, a little indifferent. The person I love the most in the world. prtm
Sebastian abel
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sebastian mena

someone who has a fat cock, this person is always the funniest in the group
"Yo is that Sebastian Mena? Oh that guy has the meats."
by lousasshole October 06, 2020
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