Lincoln

Cause of his relationships Lincoln prides himself on loyalty and cannot stand a person who cant keep it real. Life with Lincoln is something to brag about even if he doesnt see it that way.

You know Lincoln dont play that shit

by Goddesseffect May 24, 2023

Lincoln

Lincoln is everyones father, he's a kind and loving man with a kind heart, his wifes Natalie and its cool to see him live

"look at that dude he looks so dumb innit"
"lol hes my dad, Lincoln"

by HorizontalRhinoceros December 28, 2020

Lincoln gardner

A chink who lives in keelings in Cindy. He has a Mrs but doesn't talk to her cos she is 7 years old and has better things to do like play fortnite

Lincoln Gardner is gay

by rlVash November 24, 2023

lincoln-log

a masculine godly state of frat guy
weakness: any blonde girl named addie
strength: crushing ten red bulls in under a minute

acquired by getting cross faded on shrooms and white claws

Wow! i just unlocked a lincoln-log state of mind.

by rawrXD78934 November 22, 2021

lincoln's girlfriend

Apparently an insult according to my girlfriends sister. Idek

Your acting like lincoln's girlfriend Amber!!

by Retarded Ogre May 24, 2020

Lincoln

Smallest pp in the game, next to Carlos of course, but a greek mythology god.

Why does this guy know so much about Greek mythology?
Idk, he’s probably a Lincoln.
Dang, must be tough having a dick that small.

by Lincoln Abraumets November 26, 2019

Abraham Lincoln

A guy history books (mis)lead people (especially brown people) into believing his intentions were more noble than they actually were. He was from Kentucky (the South) even though Illinois was called the land of Lincoln since that was where he rose to prominence. Had the South won the Civil War, the narrative wouldn't have been that he was a hero, it would have been that he was a traitor, so in order to protect himself, he had to make sure the North won at any cost. The same history books that write that Lincoln was a hero or a great man also write that guys like George Washington and Thomas Jefferson were great men even though they owned slaves.

People seem to forget Abraham Lincoln was a politician and didn't give a fuck about them or future generations of their families, and though it's time the country saw a female president, a female politician would do all the same things as a guy, because she would come from the same human/inhuman race as the male politicians and everyone else, and would be capable of any evil and human weakness a male politician was.

by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021