A race car that circles it's pray before killing it at the line.
try him he like bate... red cars taste best
try him he like bate... red cars taste best
Land Shark it eats it's pray on the starting line and burps it out at the finish line.
Takes as many victims as it can on race days
A race car that is deadly on every run
Takes as many victims as it can on race days
A race car that is deadly on every run
by the land shark July 20, 2011
A pretentious vehicle that gives drivers a false sense of security about its limited capabilities, but is mostly used to do the school run or purchase groceries.
by MrOzMan January 08, 2017
When you are in or about to begin the act of male masterbation in your bed and lay down a neat line of toilet paper at the projected target so it doesn’t get on your bed.
Guy 1: yea man I laid down the phatest landing strip last night but it just want enough to contain this December 1st nut.
Guy 2: I totally get it man same thing happened to me
Guy 2: I totally get it man same thing happened to me
by Cay919 November 30, 2017
by mex2 May 28, 2006
a disgusting fatbody. wooooooooooooooo
by daego&dug July 12, 2006
A whorish female. Land ho doesn't neccesarily mean they're large, fat, or whale-like, but it's a nice addition if they are fat. It's sorta like how to pass off calling a girl a whore in front of teachers without getting teachers pissed. You're supposed to scream it like when a sailor spots land.
Chick one: "Ugh, here she comes. I can't believe she's dating Monty. She knows I've liked him for, like, ever."
Chick Two: "I know, right? What a bitch."
Chick One: "What a-- Oh, shit, there's a teacher right there... Hey, Kristin!"
Kristin: "What is it?"
Chick One and Two: "LAND HO!"
Chick Two: "I know, right? What a bitch."
Chick One: "What a-- Oh, shit, there's a teacher right there... Hey, Kristin!"
Kristin: "What is it?"
Chick One and Two: "LAND HO!"
by CyanideKiss February 24, 2010