The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.
So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.
by Pedro11111 April 11, 2019
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The act of two homoerotic males, holding hands, while parading around on roller skates. They may be wearing extremely tight jeggings, tight shirts, with underdeveloped muscles.
Synonyms: Tailgating
Synonyms: Tailgating
by GreenEyes February 13, 2012
The act of two homoerotic males, holding hands, while parading around on roller skates. They may be wearing extremely tight jeggings, x-small shirts, with underdeveloped muscles.
by greeneyes84 February 14, 2012
A religion created to have the ability to be a born again virgin. The ability to change ur virginity depending on what city you are in or just in general.
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