An absorbent cloth or sponge, used for dabbing tears away as a result of crying about not having an iPad.
The hipster's shirt would normally have been soaked after sobbing for hours about not having an iPad. Luckily, his Eye Pad was close by and kept his shirt dry.
by DKWSea August 09, 2012
I went to the eye doctor and picked out a new pair of eye glasses. Check out the decorative etching on my eye duds!
by o-town_girl January 24, 2008
by RunningWithScissor December 26, 2019
1. A disdainful,incredulous look: Expressed by squinting with the left eye and raising the eyebrow of the other, while tilting the head slightly downward and to the left. Made notable by comedian David Letterman, often when riffing on the mannerisms of baseball manager Sparky Anderson.
by PJNevada January 31, 2008
The most pretty, amazing eyes in the world. Any boy or girl who has them should be greatful because they are very rare.
by wooooooooo12 May 16, 2011
by karate December 07, 2003
Encrusted secretions of the eye and tear ducts. Usually the result of a phase change process that eye boogers undergo.
SEE: EYE BOOGERS
SEE: EYE BOOGERS
Eye krispies blurred the truck driver's vision, causing him to overturn into a go cart track, claiming the lives of 20 people.
by Lord Kanel September 12, 2006