dick wad

Guy: Hey did you see that dude over there?
Me: Yeah. He's a dick wad
by Beatlelover88 June 28, 2014
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Baller Dick

Buddy: She's fine.........Me: That's Alicia, she only sucks baller dick
by everydayhustler January 21, 2012
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Dick Grabbers

When a girl gets a fresh fill in for their nails, a full set of fresh new nails, or even just a fresh manicure, and they slay. They can be known as dick grabbers because when you got a boo those fresh nails will be wrapped around that dick and he will think it's sexy.
"Bae i got my dick grabbers done"

"My dickgrabbers look good asf"
by jksisijdmaki August 11, 2017
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brain dick

When she gets so much dick it pokes her in the brain.
In conversation:
"Why are her eyes like that?"
"I gave Martha that brain dick and she hasn't been able to see straight since. "
by jaxonsshittercrew August 18, 2019
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Perfect Dick

The dick you hope your girlfriend never finds if it's not yours. This penis is the absolute perfect length, girth, and color for her vagina.. It hits all the right places and there is only ever one perfect dick for each girl in the world
by TK May 27, 2015
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dicks in a bag

a contemptuous term for best friends; friends who are so close it's disgusting yet they insist their relationship is purely platonic
"So are you guys dicks in a bag now or what?"

"I thought they hated each other."
"Are you kidding me?! Look at 'em! They're total dicks in a bag."
by KT Go. February 27, 2010
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