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JLW Curse

The JW curse is when you're never good enough to ever have anybody although you're good enough to be a soulmate because you're pure of heart and soul but no woman wants you many will consider you ugly but even uglier and ugliest people get to have somebody while you're always rejected.
The JW curse will cause you to constantly contemplate on taking your own life but you're scared of death so you live in hell but most times you consider taking your own life by your hand and dying alone instead of continuing to live alone dying alone is your destiny being laughed at of the idea of you wanting somebody is your personal hell. To have somebody as heaven to be alone is hell. Guys that treat women like crap beat them rape them and abuse them mentally and physically or better than you they have a better chance than you as it's been proven all over the world every day....

That is the JW curse
J.L.Whitehouse was born with the jlw curse he never overslept for anything cuz he is always been woken up by tears
by Protoxic October 27, 2021
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The Caesar's Curse

The day-long bout of violent, burning diarhhea you get after eating Little Caesar's pizza.
I should not have ordered pizza last night, now i've got the Caesar's Curse.
by Garfibromyalgia June 10, 2022
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babushka curse

A horribly curse that affects clocks and completely messes up the time.
Marc : "Wow, that clock is really wrong."
John : "Yeah, I guess its the babushka curse."
by atschoolrn March 29, 2022
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The Curse of the Pandas

A centuries old curse in which Amy drafts Buffalo Bills players, and in turn, those players have a horrible season, and often have injuries.
by speedjacer February 12, 2010
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the letter-curse

the letter-curse is a curse where a girl tends to kiss with boys who shares the same first letter in their last name.
"look at that girl kissing with Johnny Berg"
"yesterday she kissed Christian Bannister"

"she must be suffering from the letter-curse"
by Derrick Denmark July 25, 2014
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Curse of the frog

A curse by the frog that makes the person(s) cursed turn into a frog exactly 54 .75 seconds after physical romantic satisfaction for roughly half an hour I'd say.
Jim: ah man I got the curse of the frog
Norbert: what's the curse of the frog?

Jim: the curse of the frog is a curse by the frog that makes the person(s) cursed by the frog turn into a frog exactly 54.75 seconds after physical romantic satisfaction for roughly half an hour I'd say.

Norbert: nortbert.
Bender (from hit tv show Futurama): woah mama!
by Billybobthefourth June 17, 2024
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Cursed Gaming

A gaming clan filled with people of all backgrounds, ages and sexual orientations but mostly homosexuals.
Wow that team was gay definitely a Cursed Gaming
by defonotTom December 13, 2024
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