drive-by text

when a friend sends you a text message or instant message then does not reply to your response.

Last night Leah passed out after she texted me. I got drive-by texted.

by jsam238 October 17, 2008

tease text

When you lead someone on via text message.

Sal: what are you saying to him?!
Rachel: i'm tease texting him and saying that i want him to drill my vag hahaha
Sal: lmao you're bad

by barnz944 August 17, 2009

Text Foul

When someone sends you a text message that pretty much ends the conversation because there is no way of responding without either starting a whole new conversation or sounding like an idiot.

Example 1
Shy guy: "Hey so I saw this great movie the other day."

Hot girl: "K"

Shy guy: "Ouch that text foul hurt."

Example 2
Annoying Friend: "Um... so what's up with you?"

Friend: "Nothin much"

Annoying Friend: "Dude why the text foul?"

Example 3
Boy: "Want to have a little fun tonight ;)?"

Girl: "...."

Boy: " I'm guessing that text foul means no?"

by Disc Jockey Kenneth January 2, 2012

a text-up

A break up of a relationship that occurred at least partially due to texting.

A text-up: A break up of a relationship that occurred at least partially due to faulty texting abilities, a text that didn't ever go through, a misunderstanding of a text, a mis-typed text (likely due to poor eyesight) or for any other reason involving texting!!!

lol, fuckgg, screw you, wtf,

Two texts come in at the same time. You try to send lol to the friend who just sent you a joke, but it accidentally goes to your girlfriend who just sent you a sincere loving message.

You have it set on the automatic word finder thing and can't really see the keys that well.....later when you put on your glasses you are horrified by what you sent.

Etc, etc, etc.......millions of possibly FAUS PAS!

by X-XOXO December 20, 2010

Texting newb

A person who has recently gotten a cell phone or an unlimited texting plan and starts texting everyone in their phonebook. They also participate in every texting chain mail sent to them, thus irritating everyone in their phone book. Can be found texting 24/7. They also advertise this upgrade on social networking sites such myspace

"Omg! I just got a phone with unlimited texting! ::then proceeds to text entire phonebook::

(myspace status) Yo guyz, jus got ma nuw fone!! Txt it up! 5555555555

Friend 1: stop forwarding me chain mail!
Friend 2: omg your such a texting newb

by Jade15 April 8, 2009

Texted-out

Texting your way out of a situation, without having to talk.

John- Are you going on your first date with that Cathy girl you met last week.

Keith- Naw.... I texted-out, I didnt have the heart to call!!

My boss knew i was sick, so instead of calling... I just Texted-out.

by texkeith November 21, 2009

texting and driving

Pure stupidity, leads to another branch of distracted driving and causes car accidents which leads to major injuries and even death.

Sally was caught texting and driving a little to late, she got distracted, which then caused a head on collision.

by boomiplaycclarinet September 3, 2016