wheat-tard

an individual with an allergic reaction to wheat or wheat based products and therefore can't eat them. Applies to anyone suffering from Celiac's disease, or a general gluten intolerance.

Sarah can't eat wheat bread because it makes her tired and upsets her stomach. She's wheat-tarded.

by Natty02912 October 26, 2009

v-tard

One who has not attained carnal knowledge.

Cynthia is such a v-tard, she says she's waiting until marriage.

by the hymenator2 July 15, 2009

Tard Leash

A leash designed to keep a retard at bay. It can be made to attach to the chest or the neck of the supposed retard.

HEY LADY!! Put that crazy retard on a Tard Leash.

by elcamino88 January 4, 2008

fuck tard

a retarded waste of sperm, humanity and air. a simp. a useless douche of the highest degree.

jon is a nimble minded fuck tard

by urajagoff June 9, 2007

/pol/tard

a user of /pol/, generally but not always retarded, known for racism, sexism, bigotry, and all around bad stuff

Shaddilay fellow /pol/tard! That wall is coming up any day now, amirite?!

by heyguysitsyourboixxx August 18, 2020

ape tard

A truly low chakra individual. One who is animal like. Ape tards are all about sex and violence. They have no manners.

"I don't know how these bartenders are putting up with all these ape tards. "
"Ape tards are rude and they do not tip."

by jimmycakes May 21, 2016

Rave-Tard

the state of exceeding the point where you look like a massive retard in your rave pictures

What time last night did we start to look like fucking rave-tards?!

Dude I don't even remember seeing you.

by Tiggggggga January 2, 2010