v-tard

One who has not attained carnal knowledge.

Cynthia is such a v-tard, she says she's waiting until marriage.

by the hymenator2 July 15, 2009

wheat-tard

an individual with an allergic reaction to wheat or wheat based products and therefore can't eat them. Applies to anyone suffering from Celiac's disease, or a general gluten intolerance.

Sarah can't eat wheat bread because it makes her tired and upsets her stomach. She's wheat-tarded.

by Natty02912 October 26, 2009

Tard Leash

A leash designed to keep a retard at bay. It can be made to attach to the chest or the neck of the supposed retard.

HEY LADY!! Put that crazy retard on a Tard Leash.

by elcamino88 January 4, 2008

fuck tard

a retarded waste of sperm, humanity and air. a simp. a useless douche of the highest degree.

jon is a nimble minded fuck tard

by urajagoff June 9, 2007

/pol/tard

a user of /pol/, generally but not always retarded, known for racism, sexism, bigotry, and all around bad stuff

Shaddilay fellow /pol/tard! That wall is coming up any day now, amirite?!

by heyguysitsyourboixxx August 18, 2020

c-tard

a retard
a really stupid person who did something stupid

bob: *drops plates*
james: BOB YOU ACTUAL C-TARD!

by thequiteamazingdead January 6, 2019

Rave-Tard

the state of exceeding the point where you look like a massive retard in your rave pictures

What time last night did we start to look like fucking rave-tards?!

Dude I don't even remember seeing you.

by Tiggggggga January 2, 2010