Tard Leash

A leash designed to keep a retard at bay. It can be made to attach to the chest or the neck of the supposed retard.
HEY LADY!! Put that crazy retard on a Tard Leash.
by elcamino88 December 10, 2007
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wheat-tard

an individual with an allergic reaction to wheat or wheat based products and therefore can't eat them. Applies to anyone suffering from Celiac's disease, or a general gluten intolerance.
Sarah can't eat wheat bread because it makes her tired and upsets her stomach. She's wheat-tarded.
by Natty02912 October 26, 2009
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v-tard

One who has not attained carnal knowledge.
Cynthia is such a v-tard, she says she's waiting until marriage.
by the hymenator2 July 15, 2009
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fuck tard

a retarded waste of sperm, humanity and air. a simp. a useless douche of the highest degree.
jon is a nimble minded fuck tard
by urajagoff May 22, 2007
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/pol/tard

a user of /pol/, generally but not always retarded, known for racism, sexism, bigotry, and all around bad stuff
Shaddilay fellow /pol/tard! That wall is coming up any day now, amirite?!
by heyguysitsyourboixxx August 18, 2020
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Dead-Tarded

When people are so stupid they might as well be dead. They usaully have the IQ of a dead cat, they look like a deformed dog, and they cant be trusted!
"I heard Jims coming. Aw man that dude is dead-tarded!
by SlimTyler May 07, 2010
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card tard

when someone keeps trying to use a debit or credit card that dosnet work in front of you in line and it holds everyone up.
Man this guy in front of me was such a card tard the cashier said sir it says invalid pin number 3 times before finally they manually ran it through to get him out of there, and im trying to get through on my 15 min break
by Kool Mint Flava January 23, 2010
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