v-tard

One who has not attained carnal knowledge.

Cynthia is such a v-tard, she says she's waiting until marriage.

by the hymenator2 July 15, 2009

wheat-tard

an individual with an allergic reaction to wheat or wheat based products and therefore can't eat them. Applies to anyone suffering from Celiac's disease, or a general gluten intolerance.

Sarah can't eat wheat bread because it makes her tired and upsets her stomach. She's wheat-tarded.

by Natty02912 October 26, 2009

Tard Leash

A leash designed to keep a retard at bay. It can be made to attach to the chest or the neck of the supposed retard.

HEY LADY!! Put that crazy retard on a Tard Leash.

by elcamino88 January 4, 2008

fuck tard

a retarded waste of sperm, humanity and air. a simp. a useless douche of the highest degree.

jon is a nimble minded fuck tard

by urajagoff June 9, 2007

/pol/tard

a user of /pol/, generally but not always retarded, known for racism, sexism, bigotry, and all around bad stuff

Shaddilay fellow /pol/tard! That wall is coming up any day now, amirite?!

by heyguysitsyourboixxx August 18, 2020

Tard strong

Someone with incredible strength. Likened to a retard who is unaware of thier strength.

I cannot believe you moved that by yourself! You are like tard strong or something!

by savannahdanniel December 9, 2008

Dead-Tarded

When people are so stupid they might as well be dead. They usaully have the IQ of a dead cat, they look like a deformed dog, and they cant be trusted!

"I heard Jims coming. Aw man that dude is dead-tarded!

by SlimTyler May 7, 2010