Taking a Burn

to take a huge poop that hurts, or to have the burning poop sensation after eating spicy food.

Jason is taking a burn after eating Mexican dinner last night.

by Hasson17 February 14, 2012

Taking the shit

intentially joking

Yo are you taking the shit?

No bro this shit is on accident

by Cracked clocked April 25, 2021

Taking Back Sunday

New CD out now... Where You Want To Be

Your Best Bet

I thought it through and my worst brings out the best in you.

by Victory Records August 18, 2004

taking the juice for free

To fake one's qualifications for a particular discussion by pretending to know what the other person is talking about (often out of politeness or fear of admitting that one doesn't get a reference), and then to continue enjoying the benefits of the discussion (including unearned enthusiasm from the other person, who thinks he/she are talking to someone who has something in common with them).

Example #1:
Person 1: So how about them Bruins?
Person 2 (not knowing anything about hockey or the Bruins): yeah..
Person 1 (now excited): YOU SAW THE GAME? It was so good!! I missed the last 15 minutes though!!
Person 2 (now deep in a lie): Err, yeah. They did great.

Person 2 didn't earn person 1's enthusiasm (energy/"juice"). They were taking the juice for free.

Example #2:
Person 1 (pointing at the moon): "That's no moon. It's a space station!"
Persons 2 and 3 get the reference and laugh
Person 4 (who never saw Star Wars, doesn't get the reference, can TELL it's a reference of some kind, but doesn't want to admit to not knowing the reference, weakly smiles or fake laughs): Ah
Person 1 (suspicious): Are you taking the juice for free?
Person 4 (caught): Yeah I have no idea what you were talking about

by jkeegan January 8, 2014

Taking cheeks

The act of beating someone so bad in something that you physically take their ass cheeks

I just have just been taking cheeks against Declan on Madden

by No Yams February 16, 2018

Taking Grandma to Applebees

An inexpensive means of entertaining an elderly woman, requiring only male shamelessness and her healthy libido.

Taking Grandma to Applebees only cost me my dignity and self respect.

by Texpert November 21, 2010

Tapping the ash

The act of wiggling ones ass,whilst dropping a log,to knock off the cocktail sausage sized piece of shit clinging on for dear life to the asshole hairs

Are you going to be much longer your grace?

No father,im just tapping the ash

by shitty Nico November 18, 2004