Dirty Tabetha

When you give your man a blow job while sticking your finger in your own booty hole, then take it out and put it in your man’s mouth.

Gf: I gave my boyfriend a dirty Tabetha last night.

by Angel cakes April 15, 2020

They had Sex on the Crafting Table

Dream and George (dnf) starts

Tubbo. “They had sex on the crafting table.”

by clarkiebitch June 26, 2021

table tapper

Someone who uses a table as a drumkit.

"jake, stop table tapping, you table tapper"

by ,Alice--x January 6, 2008

Times Tables Rock Stars

Times Tables Rock Stars is a popular game which evolved in England and helps you learneed stupid times tables which no one cares about. Sorry rock heros.

I like Times Tables Rock Stars.

by Iamtotallynothuman November 12, 2019

table hawk

Person that has a 'hawk eye' for spotting the people with bottle service. Adept at spotting professional athletes or pseudo-celebrities from across a club, in hopes of getting into their VIP section for free drinks.

"Order 2 bottles of Cristal and the table hawks will soon be shimming their way to your table."

by Barmom January 14, 2009

table

thing that breaks verry easily if you stack bricks on top of it

kid stacks bricks on top of a table. table breaks. kid:"oh no...our table...it's broken

by hugo (the one with the big dic January 19, 2022

Asian Table

A group of extremely awesome losers that always hang out together. They are also really awkard and do random "asian" things such as plot murder and make hit lists.

Person A: aagghhhh! i asked to be in Asian Table, but im not "asian" enough.
Person B: they are so racist!! D:

by ASIANTABLE August 6, 2011