I am not the sum total of my search queries

A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.

Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.

by CompSciFutures May 25, 2023

Total Bitch Menace

A person who is a bitchy menace to everyone and everything usually in the name of ambition or in reference to someone who is awful to someone else.

Acronym: T.B.M

My god! You don’t have to be a Total Bitch Menace to them

by Dreamland_roses August 22, 2025

total 30

total 30 is a type of contacts used by the most basic of girls.

omg did u hear that hannah wears alcon total 30s? she's such a basic gorl and I bet u she cant see literally at all. only basic girls have vision problems

by shadyangelgurl July 8, 2024

totally safe yellow maze

If you're not careful and noclip out of reality in the wrong areas, you'll end up in the Backrooms, where it's nothing but the stink of old moist carpet, the madness of mono-yellow, the endless background noise of fluorescent lights at maximum hum-buzz, and approximately six hundred million square miles of randomly segmented empty rooms to be trapped in. God save you if you hear something wandering around nearby, because it sure as hell has heard you.

person A: why am i in a yellow maze
person B: uh idk but i think its a totally safe yellow maze
person C: bros in the backrooms
person A: wait what

by a guy that has no life August 3, 2023

Like omigosh like totally go back to the val-ley

An expression used to denote someone who is acting lame at the moment. Something that a Southern California girl would say especially back in the 1980s. This was made popular by the Shirley the Loon character in the cartoon Tiny Toon Adventures.

Person #1- We should just have fun today.
Person #2- *smirks*...OK (whatever)....*smirks*
Person #1- Jaimie don't be like that.. Like omigosh like totally go back to the val-ley. Like that's totally lame.

by TheSouthernOracle November 26, 2020

This is totally not skirt

a skirt but not for female of woman, a way for male to wear "skirt" but not in a gay or LGBTQ+++ way

I love This is totally not skirt, it make me not feeling gay or LGBT!

by sussybuluguy June 18, 2024

totally piggled

to be totally piggled, TP'd in short, piggled off my face, to be intoxicated to the max

i'm totally TP'd mate after that full weekend lickin my eyelids, how piggled are you?!...im "totally piggled" off my face

by pigglemeister May 26, 2011