A dump brought on by drinking coffee or after a large meal. Also used as a descriptive term for piss poor or half assed work.
"Dude that coffee made me drop a Hot Deuce in the toilet"
"This email looks like a f'ing Hot Deuce"
You're on the way to the airport, when suddenly something starts to boil deep within your soul. You sink into the taxi's back seat and begin to sweat. Of course. You know the feeling well. It's a HOT DEUCE.
"This email looks like a f'ing Hot Deuce"
You're on the way to the airport, when suddenly something starts to boil deep within your soul. You sink into the taxi's back seat and begin to sweat. Of course. You know the feeling well. It's a HOT DEUCE.
by HotDeuceUniversity July 25, 2013
When you take little pieces of shit and stick them to your partners lips, then stick food and leaves onto the shit thus making it look like an ant carrying things back to the nest (mouth/nostrils)
by Kirstdawgs August 08, 2015
When a guy is possibly hot, but only in certain situations. Basically he's not quite hot enough to be hot all of the time. He has to have something else to offer.
He's hot-maybe if he wears nice clothes.
He's hot-maybe if in the right lighting.
He's hot-maybe if he has a nice body.
He's hot-maybe if you're desperate enough.
He's hot-maybe if he has a good personality.
He's hot maybe if you're drunk enough.
He's hot-maybe if he's buying you shots.
He's hot-maybe if he's a good fuck.
He's hot-maybe if he wears nice clothes.
He's hot-maybe if in the right lighting.
He's hot-maybe if he has a nice body.
He's hot-maybe if you're desperate enough.
He's hot-maybe if he has a good personality.
He's hot maybe if you're drunk enough.
He's hot-maybe if he's buying you shots.
He's hot-maybe if he's a good fuck.
by Iu.Tiffany January 27, 2011
A $20 suck and fuck behind a dumpster next to a gas station. The rule is, if you're married then you get to wear a condom but usually you can fool the guy with a cheap fake ring.
I went to the 7/11 for a hot 20 but wanted a hot Carleton as well so I had to pay the extra five bucks and also buy some fried chicken and coffee from the gas station so I could have poop on my chest while having dumpster sex.
by SlimyLimpDick69 May 19, 2017
When a dude’s genitals and gooch (taint) reeks like they have been steeping for hours in a cup of piping hot urine.
Oh man I gotta hit the shower. I got the hot gooch.
I was flicking his bellend with my tongue but couldn’t go down cause he had hit gooch.
The smell left in that bathroom stall was of hot gooch.
I was flicking his bellend with my tongue but couldn’t go down cause he had hit gooch.
The smell left in that bathroom stall was of hot gooch.
by Dick Onchin December 06, 2020
by down&dirty September 02, 2009
by toddles9 March 27, 2018