Kitchen sword

A sword that is kept in the kitchen of home to defend of attackers

Aye yo I think I heard something grab my kitchen sword

by Hiphop9849 May 4, 2022

French Lightning Sword

With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.

I visited France last month, and gave my ex-wife the ol' French Lightning Sword

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

struggle sword

A male phallus that cannot get hard ( erectile disfunction )

I woke up next to this fat beast the next morning, man did I have a "struggle sword"!

by nakaknak December 14, 2007

siris swords

An expression used of someone who is too involved in the details of a problem to look at the situation as a whole

i was looking for it for like fifteen minutes, i could not find the scissors for Siris swords!

by VikkiS VoCab February 11, 2023

Sword Swapper

A guy who doesn’t mind fornicating with a woman after another guy has already done so with that woman.

“Man, that new girl next door has had her eye on you for weeks.”

I hear you man but I’m not a sword swapper, she’s guaranteed to have indulged in some non PG actions already.

by Allknowingbutstillgrowing October 10, 2022

Sword fight

This is what it's called when two dudes getting a fight in the shower naked

James stole a soup from Chris so he caught him in the shower and there were sword fighting like Peter Pan and Captain Hook

by Dapaperman May 6, 2022

Flaming diamond sword

The weapon of choice used by chemists to kill all members of isis and their children.

The chemist ran through the battle slicing up bullets and killing isis babies with the flaming diamond sword stoned off his ass on crudest row.

by cockmouthbrandon March 12, 2015