Hard Swing

A term that describes a genre of music that combines elements of swing music and big band arrangements with the power and playing techniques of hard rock.

That band last night played some slamming Hard Swing!

by Moonlightsy3 August 13, 2010

chat swinger

A person that talks to 3 or more people by means of text simultaneously, loses track of all of them and types something meant for one person but accidentally sends it to another, which is how the peron ends up getting in trouble.

Jessica: so my boyfriend blah blah blah
Chat swinger: ugh she's talking about her boyfriend
Jessica: ...........

by darthdee181 August 13, 2011

Bitch-Swing

The act of a scrubby baseball player;who swings at every pitch, gets lucky and hits the ball on the sweet spot on the bat, the ball goes far and the player's face becomes awestruck.

When the scrub came to bat in the bottom of the ninth-inning, the opposition was happy since he was 0-4 for the game and he was batting a buck with change for the season. With a 0-2 count the pitcher throws him a curveball low and away the batter swings, he practically comes out of his shoes, and the ball finds the sweetspot of the bat and it travel over the fence for a walk-off home-run. Distraught after what just happened the only thing the losing team could say was "that was a BITCH-SWING.

by MC Jackson April 10, 2013

Arkansas Tire Swing

A branch of the family tree so convoluted due to incest that it has become circular and rubbery.

We can't blame him for his stupidity. His mother got knocked up by her dad, which he is his mother's brother, his own nephew, uncle, and his dad's grandson. The whole family is a real Arkansas tire swing.

by dwinters January 29, 2014

Kentucky Tire Swing

A conventional seat swing , made of a person of colour, with said person's head and feet tied to a position where he acts like a board.

Did you hear that Donald trump made a lot of Kentucky Tire Swings when he was younger?

by BajejUnited March 15, 2021

Singapore

1)A nice place to visit, wide variety of foods from 3 major ethic backgrounds...Malay, Indian and Chinese. Humid weather tha goes all year round. Its too small, people who get sick of singapore seek refuge to thier neighbour..Malaysia.

And you know what im sick of? THE SINGAPOREAN GOVERNMENT!

2)A country that claims to be democratic....BULLSHIT. In the pledge "To build a democratic society, based on justice and equality, so as to achive happiness, prosperity..." this is also bullshit. A shitty new car in singapore can buy you a new house in australia for the same price. Not to forget, this is a MALAY country and yet its swarmed with all these chinese muthafuckers. Its so racist to malays and indians. Chinese ppl are taking over these countries.(Sadly, Malaysia is now 50% chinese). Whats with the strict rules? Why can't ppl protest for thier own rights? Isn't this suppose to be a democratic country? This communist country is corrupted to the core.

Sadrudin: Hey I have to go back to Singapore to serve National Service for 2 years, eventhough Im a Australian Citizen.

Habib:That's bull!

Sadrudin: Nah, the Singapore government is too fucked up to realize that my entire life, family, education is here now.

Habib:Uleh, I feel for ya bro.

by Jamaludin July 6, 2006

Swingered!

When an actor gains wait after his big break. They go from struggling actor scraping buy, to a celebrity, eating at four star resteraunts. Stems from Swingers, where both of its stars, Vince Vaughn & Jon Faverau got bigger after Swingers and have never come down. They just get fat.

Wow, Thornie from Super Troopers looks swingered in Dukes of Hazard.

by Biggs10 August 15, 2005