ceiling surfing

Riding a large dick

"IM BOUTA BE CEILING SURFING ON THAT DICK BITCH"

by Ceiling surfing June 25, 2017

skull surfing

When you are eating a chick out and she squirts in your mouth.

Spencer was eating Tiffany out last night, she was skull surfing him so hard he needed a shower afterwards.

by Skull Surfer February 17, 2018

Surfing with a spoon

A short concave surfboard, ridden as a kneeboard.

George Greenough, surfing with a spoon during his famous"sermon on the point."

by Darius Jedburg March 9, 2018

Armpit Surfing

Attempting to 'shoulder surf', but coming to the sudden realisation that you are too short to do so. Instead, you scan the room for 'better' people to talk to by peering under your acquaintance's arm(s).

"I was too short to shoulder surf in hopes of finding a better person to talk to, so I had to revert to armpit surfing instead."

by Sparky_030 March 7, 2017

Beer Surfing

When one drinks beer in spaced out intervals through out a long period of time in order to stay constantly tipsy without crossing over into full-blown drunkedness.

"We beer surfed throughout the weekend."

"Hah. Beer surfing's just expensive. Why not just get loaded? "

"Because we had a good time and absolutely no hangovers to speak of."

by madkat9 March 10, 2017

Sandle Surfing

The dexterious and deliberate act of maneuvering through a public shower (gym, work shower) while wearing sandles/shower shoes. Most common when wearing thin sandles that easily allow water to get on your feet. The intent is usually to avoid nasty stagnant water filled with other peoples pubes, dead skin cells, feces, semen, etc from getting on your feet.

Sandle surfing
Guy1: did you see that ball of pubes stuck in the shower drain this morning?
Guy2: yeah I totally sandle surfed around it.

by AtheosAeternus October 6, 2016

surf and turf day

14th of april. a month after 'steak and blowjob day', which is a man's holiday to celebrate it's a month after valentine's day, which is a women's holiday. surf (fish) and turf (meat) is a holiday for both sexes.

the 14th of april is it national surf and turf day.

by jeetjedeetje March 15, 2016