When you and your friend do something gay without socks on but at the end of the day your still homophobic and straight
Khriz and Michael had hot steamy sex but at the end of the sex they dabbed each other up and agreed they are strictly straight
by Gayalejo January 12, 2023
Get the Strictly Straightmug. 
by Straight circle October 8, 2020
Get the Straight circlemug. When a dude continuously jokes with other dudes that he is attracted to them and wants to get it on, to the point that his bros are convinced that he bats for the other team. Typically happens between roommates in hockey dressing rooms, small apartments, dormitories or while sleeping in a tent.
by SpamMasterDude August 12, 2021
Get the Johnson Straightmug. A perfectly straight shit. Used in context with smell but could be used in context with something going perfectly wrong.
So perfectly shitty it comes out straight. It stinks so bad it's straight log.
My son, Ryan said to the other son, Brenden, "Jeeesus man, that smells like straight log!" after Brenden farted in the car last week.
My son, Ryan said to the other son, Brenden, "Jeeesus man, that smells like straight log!" after Brenden farted in the car last week.
by DaGoose February 1, 2006
Get the straight logmug. -Bro have you heard of the straight clown
-No, I dont know what the fuck you're talking about
-You know that means you're gay
-No, I dont know what the fuck you're talking about
-You know that means you're gay
by A jschlatt fan October 18, 2020
Get the Straight Clownmug.