Awkward Spoon

(N.) Adding the element of awkwardness and discomfort to a situation.

We were totally just playing video games when his girlfriend showed up and created the awkward spoon.

by Jewcrackers October 29, 2011

Poop spoon

Name for someone who is utterly incapable of being intelligent

John got a 37% in PE. What a poop spoon.

by Mongoman42069 February 4, 2021

Wet Spooning

The act of putting a wet tea spoon in either the instant coffee or in the sugar (or both) - leading to congealed clumps and bits of coffee in the sugar.

"I caught Gary wet spooning again this morning, someone really needs to have a word with him, it's not on."

by Septic Boy November 8, 2017

Pimp spoon

When you’re spooning with not one but two people and you are granted the honor of being in the center. With your arms wrapped around the people on both of your sides you feel like the pimp you never got to be

“Yooo I was hanging with Becky and Amber”
“Ya and.. ”

“I ended up pimp spoon between them on the couch”
“Nice bro”

by killMEpleaseTHANKS December 27, 2018

Desk Spoon

Spoon needed to play league of legends or other games.

That’s the desk spoon baby I need it to play games.

by Desk Spoon March 11, 2023

Cool-spoons

An accessory for your cool beans. “Cool-spoons” can be used to describe anything cool.

“Bro I just got a new dog!”

“Woah cool-spoons, dude!”

by P.e.s.0 September 7, 2020

spoon tuba

To play the spoon tuba is to fart while being the little spoon.

You're big spoon tonight! Last night you were playing the spoon tuba.

by Mintynachos September 22, 2017