Cleveland Slip and Slide

When you shit on a girl's chest then with a running start and you slide up her chest, across her titties, eventually ending up with your balls or cock in her mouth.

Man, this bitch last night was crazy, she let me do a Cleveland Slip and Slide on her, i ain't nver done that before.

by vinny vega December 13, 2006

spider man

The Spider-man: After ejaculating (also known colloquially as "busting a nut") into one's palm, quickly turn and fling your "web-fluid", Spider-man style, at your recently serviced sex partner. Extra style-points for "webbing" her in the facial region.

(WARNING: If your target is not an utter whore, completely lacking in self-esteem, be aware of possible violent retaliation...otherwise known as the "Super-villain's counter-attack").

Note: May also be used as a verb (i.e. I totally spider-manned her!).

Example: Did you see that spider man shot to her face??!

by sorrow April 10, 2013

shit slide

A late 80's and early 90's dance craze "movement". Still strongly practiced by some hardcore Surrey activists. The move was adopted and adapted from US films such as Kid n Play's "House Party" and MC Hammers ridiculous "Zoot suit" "Cant Touch This" manouveres...

The dance resembles someone "sliding" themselves though some "shit" ..
The dance has gained further recognition in 2010 by appearing on ceramic mugs sold in department stores as a "Teach yourself the running man" Xmas present. Bringing injuries to a few old timers who still think that can "Do the shit slide"

Look at that bad boy cutting them shapes. He's doing the "Shit Slide"

by Malcom shiddyarse January 8, 2010

spide

wankers who say nothing but 'oie' and find it imperative to insert the word 'fuck' in every sentence and finish it off with 'leek'

fuck sake,leek, ya wee cunt

by tim robinson October 12, 2003

sliden

mostly used to show love on someones myspace or etc

" sliden on ya page to show love"

by will305 June 15, 2009

Tennessee Slider

When you take a shit and you pass it easily with no effort, but it still remains a solid, and it feels incredible, like an orgasm for your asshole. Can usually be achieved by lifting your arms in the air when you poop. Comes out in a snake like form

Henry: "I just took a HUGE poop. It was sooo relaxing. I felt incredible"

Zakk: "Oooh tell me more! What type was it?"

Henry: It was a Tennessee slider!"

by slutbaby October 12, 2010

spider bites

A set of piercings done in the lower lip, usually involving two or three holes. See also snake bites.

Forget one piercing, I want spider bites!

by tolana December 14, 2006