small potato

The name of a lower ranked employee, unpopular friend or person.

Colleague: "You should get a promotion."

You:"Oh, not me, I'm just a small potato."

Friend: "Whose that girl standing there?"

You: "Mary? Ah, no-one, she's just a small potato."

by Butterflytes November 6, 2011

small dog

1:A small, dogish creature. She is the diety of the "Church of Small Dog" and was also very small. It should also be mentioned that she was a dog. A "small dog" or "Small Dog" if you will.
2: The greatest thing to ever happen to anything in the history of ever.

All must worship Small Dog.

by aboynamedcheese February 19, 2004

small dick

a pathetic little loser penis the size of bic lighter when erected. Jim Burner has one and all of his gf's have had to cheat with real men to be satisfied. smalland dicks dont give girls orgasms and "men" who have them should be publicly exposed and laughed at.

jim's small dick is only 2.7 inches long erect with a 3 inch circumference. he should be ashamed!!!!

by jim burner July 8, 2010

small wonder

Probably the worst sitcom ever made. Features an inventor and his wacky attempts to keep his android daughter a secret. Similar to Dr. Slump but live action, American, less scatalogical, and not funny. Ran for four seasons.

Nurse: Doctor, what's you diagnosis?
Doctor: This man... he watched a full episode of small wonder. His brain... his brain couldn't take it.

by Dab Brill January 5, 2008

small

Irish world describing something that is good or big. Used to describe a good thing.

"That was a small shit I had"

"We drank a small amount of beer"

"Jesus, she is small great"

by Eoin April 12, 2005

too small 2b tall

when he's over six-feet with a littlle 6 inch or less.

I thought he'd be way bigger than that, damn I was wrong he's just too small 2b tall.

by above average freak June 26, 2009

small dick

a guy with a small penis is the most unnatractive thing ever/a turn off
dont let the ladies fool you, size does matter
if a guys hot but he has a small penis forget it

perfect penis size 7-9inch and THICK

I'd take an average guy with a big dick over a hot guy with A Small dick

by truthful September 15, 2006