skeeter

some blue dude on doug who queefs a lot

aw skeeter stop queefing

by T-Money May 1, 2003

Skeetchen

The squirrel King. Possibly the most dangerous, yet elusive creatures known to man; Possibly introduced into the wild by the military to take out the homeless.

Holy shizantelope, I think I just saw the Skeetchen...AGHHH MY FUCKING LEG!!! IT GOT ME!!!"

by Tony Romano October 10, 2003

skeeteye

Condition resulting from skeeting in one's eye, as in, an erratic ejaculation that hits one's eye.

"Oh damn, that ho got the skeeteye!"

by A-Wing January 11, 2006

skeethawlk

when ur girl is being a bitch masturbeate when shes asleep and stik her hair up in a mohawlk

dude my girl was being a bitch so a gave her a skeethawlk

by evansl8esl8esl8e January 14, 2009

Skeet Slapped

To slap someone in the face with a used condom.

Jimmy got Skeet Slapped by Robby after he poked his girl.

by NORCALSTONER June 28, 2011

Skeet Cred

Skeet Cred is similar to street cred.

Males gain skeet cred by boning the hell pussy.

Hey Bro, I heard you banged Charlotte.

Yeah, I did last night, several times.

You just scored max skeet cred with that score.

You know it.

by Sharktooth.jarred903 August 1, 2012

skeeterpee

n. A Pruno made from lemonade or lemon juice.

The method of producing alcoholic lemonade.
Name so-called from the usually yellow color of the liquid and is generally a quick thirst quencher on a hot humid day.

Skeeterpee is generally any lemonade recipe with yeast added in and allowed to ferment for 3 to 4 days. Yeast is generally sourced from the slurry after a primary wine or beer fermentation. Since this slurry usually contain live yeast which would otherwise be discarded, it is generally the most cost effective way of making an alcoholic beverage that does not contain artificially added flavor or color.

Hey man you got a beer?

...Nah Bro. I got sum skeeter pee
Wuts Dat man???
Here have some Bro.

Woo Hoo! dis skeeterpee iz da shit!

by thaibu6 November 27, 2013