(BC-present) The oldest living man on Earth. Part of or witnessed nearly all the major events the world has seen. Has evolved over time and aged gracefully. Unwritten in the record books, this historic creature is described as highly intellectual, miniature in size and possess various behaviors (see definitions of Emo, Queer, Badheart, Cinderella Syndrome & Douche). With a sophisticated brain and an arguably wide experience, it is believed that He may have the largest stored information (evident in the size of his head) that along with it contains the missing pieces to complete the mysteries of the past. Though immensely intelligent, it is however an unanswered question as to why he hasn't graduated yet. Legend has it that constant heartbreak is the steady reason that has led him to innumerable failures and until this day he still struggles to overcome. Moreover, He without a doubt, deserves a place in history and Times Magazine should name him, "MAN OF TWO MILLENIUMS".
Unknown facts about Sir Greco Lazaro:
became the first man to tame a dinosaur
was the serpent who tempted eve (serpent only a symbol)
invented most ancient languages
designed the stonehenge
first person to ride a dragon
popularized homosexuality among Greek men
first person to acquire STD.
exiled by the Greeks for being a carrier of STD
joined forces with Xerxes to avenge himself against the Greeks
from 6 ft tall, downsized and molded himself to look like his idol Dr. Jose Rizal (current appearance)
Unknown facts about Sir Greco Lazaro:
became the first man to tame a dinosaur
was the serpent who tempted eve (serpent only a symbol)
invented most ancient languages
designed the stonehenge
first person to ride a dragon
popularized homosexuality among Greek men
first person to acquire STD.
exiled by the Greeks for being a carrier of STD
joined forces with Xerxes to avenge himself against the Greeks
from 6 ft tall, downsized and molded himself to look like his idol Dr. Jose Rizal (current appearance)
You're a Sir Greco Lazaro
derogatory statement that means you're old and gay
Sir Greco Lazaro=old and gay
derogatory statement that means you're old and gay
Sir Greco Lazaro=old and gay
by ACJ221991 December 19, 2013
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by DT sir November 22, 2021
Get the DT sirmug. A "new low for atheism." Quite the handsome, famous, and good at the sex individual. He owns all your whisk(e)y, kills hoomans for sport, and laughs at the dumbest ones.
While he plans to destroy all of humanity, Sir Sic is usually too drunk to put his plan into action.
by beansmarcus March 20, 2025
Get the Sir Sicmug. Sir Pumpernickel is a pretentious guy that makes a failed attempt at trying to appear "cool" to others. More commonly known as a "show off".
*Donny, a guy that loves beating women, sells some pink shirts for breast cancer awareness day*
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by Box Worm November 25, 2019
Get the Sir Pumpernickelmug. a very nice friend who you can always count on. yes they may be ignoring ur texts for hours but they are very extremely funny‼️ will support you in some decisions. makes fun of ppl often. and will tag u in the most random videos. and a baka onichan san sensei ofc!
by sir papa the second March 23, 2021
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