Bob tried real hard to find the secret zoo level in Accounting+, but failed to see the whole game itself was the actual zoo.
by Secret Zoo Level January 10, 2021
Get the secret zoo levelmug. A party that on first glance appears to be full of eligible women, when in fact all the women are either lesbians or taken.
Man 1: "Yo I saw your photos - her birthday party looked awesome! You must have gotten laid."
Man 2: "Naw, Man-One, it was a function only your mother would love. It was a Secret Sausage Party. The only straight girl there was Tracy and her douchebag boyfriend had her in a headlock."
Man 2: "Naw, Man-One, it was a function only your mother would love. It was a Secret Sausage Party. The only straight girl there was Tracy and her douchebag boyfriend had her in a headlock."
by Jacob Gnarly August 18, 2010
Get the Secret Sausage Partymug. by Lil' Jon January 27, 2005
Get the double secret probationmug. A Game in which you literally avoid a person much younger than you to make sure no undesired romantic relationship is formed.
Secret Pedophile Tag: Its like regular tag but she doesn't know that she's it and if I get tagged I don't just become it, I become a pedophile.
by Pat! June 25, 2008
Get the Secret Pedophile Tagmug. Dirtier version of a wet willy where the finger is first inserted into the anus then the victims ear.
by Morrison75 October 21, 2009
Get the Dirty Little Secretmug. A homosexual, who has yet to fully exit the closet, but every now and then has a little bit of a mince.
Rod - I swear Andrew keeps checking my cock out in the toilet!
Mick - funny I thought the same thing! I think he's a bit of a secret lemonade drinker.
Mick - funny I thought the same thing! I think he's a bit of a secret lemonade drinker.
by Wellhank December 6, 2012
Get the Secret lemonade drinkermug. The secret held during sex when you've taken a shit within the last half an hour prior to the act. In many cases, this can be discovered because of a lingering smell, of which you are also most likely paranoid about the entire time.
Seymour could not hold his shit while waiting for Suzanne to come over, so he quickly let it out before she got there. He kept his post secret quiet until she asked him what the smell was.
by seymour_plus_suzanne November 20, 2011
Get the post secretmug.