Scottish Helper

Standing across from another man facing each other with your penises side by side, and jerk both of them with one hand.

Brad: “Hey Alex, are you ready to have sex?”
Alex: “Only if we start with a Scottish Helper!”

by Jellyfish beans February 6, 2025

Scottist / scottism

A religious movement that worships Scott lavender

Scottist / scottism O9A larpers

by Anonymous.sl March 19, 2025

Scottie Scheffler

A total mistake of an adult. One who chooses to continue to call himself Scottie despite being over the age of 12. A pancake nippled kitten diddler.

I can’t deal with Timmy anymore. He’s a real Scottie Scheffler.

by Sampson Wilder April 13, 2025

Scottiee

a gay individual who lives their life to please men; specifically men named jeff. he loves to make bread

the scottiee man got fired for having…relations with a gentleman named jeff.

by Musaltor April 30, 2025

Scottish Ski Poles

Verb/Action: Two men sat next to you, aesthetically erect. You proceed to jerk them off simultaneously with a hand motion similar to gaining speed while skiing, consistently pumping up and down.

Bro, if you’re horny, try the Scottish ski poles

by gv_86 February 7, 2026

Scottish Crabflaps

A Ginger Lot Lizard

Josh-“aye 10-4 i’m about to stop off at the pilot and gas up”
Ted- “watch out for Scottish crabflaps while you’re there”

by The stiffy bandit May 7, 2025

Scottish Exit

It’s not an Irish exit, but it’s close. When you create a reason to leave the bar that’s fictitious. You need to go, so you came up with a reason that’s believable for your friends to not give you shit.

Tuc said she has to go hangout with her boyfriend so she can’t go to the next bar with us. Which is a Scottish exit.

by NYCboys May 25, 2025