Schrodinger's Boner

the scenario where a man cannot get a boner because of high levels of stress and not being able to satisfying one's partner therefore making them embarrassed and most importantly stressed, because the man is stressed about not being to satisfy one's partner, the man cannot get a boner which creates a paradox called "Schrodinger's Boner"
the concept of the paradox was first mentioned in Ted (2024) Season 2 Episode 2.

Doctor: Are you under any elevated stress?
Matty: Yeah! Not being able to get a boner is pretty damn stressful!
Doctor: Yes it is, and then that stress will prevent you from getting another one, It's a paradox we call "Schrodinger's Boner"

by secondoffall March 8, 2026

Schrödinger's racial hierarchy

The "superior race" somehow still manages to find the "inferior race" threatening

Think of the way MAGA feels about mexican immigrants. "They're stealing our jobs!!! B-but we don't feel threatened!! We're superior which is why we need to kick them out!"

That's schrödinger's racial hierarchy

by jambalayas March 17, 2026

Schrodinger's Idiot's Cock Sucker

Someone who puts that dumb ass 'joke flew over your head joke' under every oblivious/dumb tiktok comment, defending said oblivious/dumb comment.

You're a Schrodinger's Idiot's Cock Sucker, aren't you, you stupid bitch?

by BlahBlahBlahIdkjus March 18, 2026

Schrodingers Softie

The complete opposite of Schrodingers Asshole. It's a person (Y) who sees something another person (X) said and will either cause a fuss and be offended, or be clever and pretend what the other person said is ragebait while pushing their personal feelings aside. It depends on whether or not the people around them find what X person said was offensive or not.

Bob: Yeah, I don't think chinese food is that good in general.
Jeff: How could you say that?
Bill: Everyone has their tastes, Jeff.
Jeff: Heh.. totally. He was just messing with me to get me mad.
Bob: Stop being a Schrodingers Softie, Jeff!

by ap0q March 18, 2026

Schrodinger

Adjective describing an object or concept that could be there, but at the same time, may not be there.

That ball is such Schrodinger, like, I saw it a second ago, and now, it's gone.

by LemionLaLemon February 15, 2025

Schrodinger's Ragebait

A statement comprised of the author's genuine beliefs that can be explained as ragebait by the author, defending themselves against critique, depending on the overall reaction to said statement.

Person 1 (Truthfully): The moon landing was completely fabricated!
Person 2: Holy shit there's no way you're that retarded!
Person 1 (Lying Bastard): Easiest ragebait of my life!
Person 2: Schrodinger's Ragebait 0/10.

by Gorbster1 February 23, 2025

Schrödinger’s Pedophile

When you’re in a chat room where everyone is 18, yet they are all likely teens. Everyone is therefore a pedophile and not a pedophile until you measure the age of the participants.

This entire aol chat room is nothing but a Schrödinger’s Pedophile experiment.

by Girthmiester March 1, 2025